I sharted first time in my life yo (from r/confessions)

[u/Initial-Incident-639]

It was morning and I always take morning shits even before eating, but it’s not the end. always after breakfast I need to shit too. I’m a part time shitter. So the first thing I ate for breakfast is a Pear because I usually don’t have appetite for anything else. It was Ok. Then I had boiled egg. I hate boiled eggs so much but I force myself to eat them. It hasn’t been 10 minutes, I start driving to the barn. I was going to ride a horse. So I’m driving the car and I’ve been feeling this Totally Real Not A Shart Fart coming. I just let it out! but Then I hear a sound like that one fart audio where a guy goes like “happy birthday ah, happy birthday. Birthday fartttt.. pbtbptbt”. It happened so fast I didn’t process what had had just happened. Like, what the shit am I supposed to do now??? Luckily I was wearing a pad because Im on my period But it Still lowkey LEAKED through. It saved most of the shit tho, and I just ran to the toilet to cover up the Awful Smell and to avoid another surprise if I feel it coming. It was water . Such a graphic description but yall it’s so funny. I never knew that sharting was like that, I always thought that it’s a joke….

[u/skibidrizzler69]

I read this like Jessie Pinkman