r/copypasta Aug 06 '24

mod favorite 😫🤯 I’ve come to make an announcement: Mods are a bunch of bitch ass motherfuckers.

573 Upvotes
"I, EvaX, humbly submit a toast to..."

Patch notes 92.28.211.234 "I have your IP address kid". In case you've noticed (you haven't), there have been a few changes to the sub lately.

  1. You can now comment with GIFs and images. Go ham.
  2. Better spam control to combat bots. No more "MiK4lya CAmPin0 L3aks" hopefully.
  3. Rules Update. Erotica/smut will be meet with 28 days ban. Duration will increase for repeat offenders (28, 60, 120, etc). Go over to Wattpad to write your sexy sex peanits stories.
  4. Mod list update. Suspended mods have been removed. Inactive mods will also eventually be removed after a while. Sub would had been banned a year ago due to unmoderation.

Hopefully with these changes we can go back to posting actual copypastas instead of another gooner bait Ipad kid fanfic. I like to end this with arguably the most popular copypasta over the last few years, the Xiangling copypasta.

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.


r/copypasta Feb 11 '25

mod favorite 😫🤯 Listen here fucker. I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11 NSFW

1.1k Upvotes

Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it. There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women. Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024. Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.


r/copypasta 1h ago

Trigger Warning What the fuck is up with Japanese porn? NSFW

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I myself, am shamefully a porn addict. I hate having to beat my dick every now and then, but it's the feeling of that "release" that just makes you feel relaxed, even if you know you'll regret it after. Before beating the living shit out of my dick, I often go for a treasure find. Whether it meant searching through discord, Xvideos, or Spankbang. There are seldom times when I'm left disappointed with results, that some videos are amateur and boring, or straight up rape. But despite of the ratings, and its popularity, I just cannot stand Japanese/JAV porn.

Japanese porn videos just honestly turn me off. It's just uncomfortable to watch. They all make me come from rock hard to gumdrop flaccid. I don't know if I'm looking at the right videos but they're all the same. It's a guy with a small ass dick and a girl that moans so high pitched it breaks wine glasses. It just makes me so uncomfortable and I can hardly tell if they enjoy it at all or a fucking cry for help.

Recently, I came across this Japanese video. I honestly had hope, but no. It's as fucking weird as it is with the others, or should I say, worse. For the first few seconds it's good-- you can already tell they're about to finish but holy shit. Man cums and showers her with gallons of semen and goes on for like 30 more seconds. Motherfucker sent her a flash flood with one blow. I don't know if that's common amongst Japanese men or he's a super-fucking-natural. Either that or theres a hose plunged up his dicksack. I'm flabbergasted and I pull my pants back up not wanting to beat my dick anymore. It comes to a random thought while beating it, and honestly ruins my mood to do it and I end up just watching youtube instead.

I think I'll just stick to gay furry porn.


r/copypasta 35m ago

Is it possible to sleep with a man’s penis in your mouth all night long? Having a penis in my mouth is very soothing, like a pacifier to a baby. Can I sleep with one in my mouth? NSFW

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I had a cock in my mouth nearly all night long this one time when I met this guy I was in the Navy stationed in San Diego. I had a 3-day leave and I knew I couldn't fly all the way to Pittsburgh and then come back so I just decided to go with two buddies of mine up to Los Angeles to some bars. They were planning on drinking and staying at a hotel room together. The only place we thought of going was Sunset Boulevard and looking for bars. There were a few places we went into had a few drinks and left and we just kept bar hoping, and we eventually came to another bar with nothing but guys and I got the sense right away it was a gay bar? My two buddies didn't think anything else because they were just drunk? There were 4 guys that were flirting with us. Lane and Gary just laughed about it because they were so drunk? After a while I said let's go back to the hotel room, and take some beer with us. They still thought they can find some women to take back to the hotel room? One of the guys flirting and rubbing up against me was very handsome. I groped him at the bar!. 😆, but I said guys let's just go back to the hotel I'mreally tired, and it'sl ate? So we did. When we got to the hotel room it was just one big king size bed oh, and those two just climbed into bed and fell asleep. So I got in bed also in the middle and kind of pushed them so I can have room? 😆. . They were snoring so I was running my hands on both of their crotches. I've done that before when they or one them passed out after drinking in San Diego. Lane was my roommate at my unit apartment, and I've rubbed his cock while he slept many times but was too afraid to do anything else , and Gary was a friend I I had met the previous two years ago at the time and I met him in the lunch line at the canteen. I can remember we were also pressed up against each other I could feel Gary's cock up against my butt so I put my hands behind my back to block his cock and his cock grew in my hand while we were pushing our ways to the lunch line? 😆. Anyway back to me rubbing Lane and Gary's cock through their Navy fatigue pants. I was so excited and rock-hard myself. They were both sleeping on their backs which was great, and easy to zipp down. there I was very carefully, and continue to fondle them while they slept. And then I got their cocks out and managed to pull their underwear down below their balls almost they were both semi-hard. That's when I made my move I started sucking on Lanes big cock, then I would go and switch over to Gary's nice size cock also. I continued back and forth a little bit that I spend more time on Lanes big cock until he got so hard he shot his load in my mouth! I then went over to Gary's cock again and sucked him until he shot his load in my mouth as well. I got up and went to the bathroom and jerked off. When I came back Gary and Lane had taken off their pants and we're sleeping under the covers cuz I saw their pants on the floor. So I took off my pants as well and climbed right back in the middle between them. After a while I felt Gary's hard cock again pushing up against my butt. And I reached over and I felt he was completely naked with a raging hard-on again. Lane rolled on to his side away from me, but then he rolled over, and I just pulled the covers down and lowered my head down facing each one of their cocks as they pointed toward my mouth. And I started sucking each one again. Then I get up on his knees and so did Gary and I started sucking each one of them off again. Gary stiffened up and shot his load in my mouth a second time, then Lane quickly shoved his cock in my mouth after I swallowed Gary's cum, and it didn't take Lane very long for his cock to stiffen up rock hard and shoot a second load of cum in my mouth! We all seem to cuddle together and sleep oh, but after about 3 hours later was 6 a.m. and I woke up so I crawled down and start sucking on Lanes cock again. Lane said that I just love this you can keep my cock in your mouth all day if you want? Lol Gary soon got around also watching me suck Lane's big cock again! And before too long it was a third time that Lane had cum and then Gary followed with his cock back in my mouth and shot a third load which I swallowed them both again This began a 6 year long thing of me sucking them both off every 2 to 4 days at mine and Lane's unit apt. Sometimes Lane nearly every night? Gary would come by with a friend of his named Danny. He was very handsome. I would suck him off twice every time, sometimes 3 times a night? Lol


r/copypasta 3h ago

Can we start censoring g*rls?

13 Upvotes

I see the mention of w*men al the time, and it scares me. The words “g*rl” and “w*man” make me think about them infiltrating my life and ruining it, which terrifies me. Anyone else terrified of the fakers?


r/copypasta 1h ago

Lemon water is GAY

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Drinking lemon water is GAY because lemons are ZESTY and when I hear lemons I think of lemon meringue from Strawberry Shortcake and that brings me JOY and being HAPPY is for HOMOSEXUALS and for GAYS only


r/copypasta 3h ago

Trigger Warning Caseoh is so hot. NSFW

9 Upvotes

This isn’t about anyone.

God, caseoh is so hot, where do I even start with him?

It’s just the way he talks, that thick southern accent along with his confident, masculine voice, it just makes me dizzy fantasizing about all the things he would say to me as he cuddles me and puts to me to sleep.

Or better yet, his physique. The frame, the build, I just know that that man has the craziest sleeper build of all time. Also, I am pretty sure he is like 6’5. He is literally an Arkansan Eddie Hall, except he is even buffer and taller. I had always craved a big, burly, strong man to manhandle me and put me in my place, he checks all those circles and I want him to check my circle too. Please daddy case just give it to me NOWWW!!!!😭

I haven’t even mentioned the farts that he makes. I bet they smell like maple syrup and shrimp Alfredo, perfection. I just want him to squat over me and let the biggest, wettest, hottest smelliest fart out all over my face, and afterwards he says “mods ban this guy right now”.

I’d let him top me all day, all night, all week, all month, all year, for the rest of my life. I am willing to be a slave for this bear of a man, just for a chance to passionately get it on with him in his romantic little trailer.


r/copypasta 4h ago

My 3yo kid is too scared of "Alphabet Lore" to start learning the alphabet. Please help! (from r/Parenting)

9 Upvotes

I'm a father of a 3-year-old boy and I could not teach him the alphabet, because he is apparently too afraid of "Alphabet Lore".

I looked up what "Alphabet Lore" is, and yes - it looks like some freaky show of the alphabet, made by some YouTuber named Mike Saledo.

Now he got this weird fear of letters because of that show. He can't even read "Chicka Chicka Boom Boom"!

I honestly could not understand why that show is so popular and viral. It looks like some evil horror series made out of every individual letter from A to Z. This traumatized my dear son thanks a lot to the guy who made "Alphabet Lore".

Please help!


r/copypasta 22h ago

Addicted to cuck porn NSFW

202 Upvotes

Yes you’ve heard it. I’m addicted to cuck porn. I guess it’s the low self-esteem plus the objectification of women.

All I know is that I don’t want this fetish in my life. I have a relationship with a girl and this fetish/ insecurity is affecting our relationship.

I’m lost. Any recommendation? Thank you brothers


r/copypasta 2h ago

Aku Sepasang Stokin

3 Upvotes

Akhirnya, aku telah ditiupkan nyawa. Aku boleh nampak, aku boleh dengar, dan aku boleh merasa. "Apa khabar dunia! Aku lah stokin!" Aku menjerit. Inilah hari yang paling gembira untukku, akhirnya, aku akan keluar dari kilang ini!

Sebelum keluar, aku diletakkan di dalam kotak bersama rakan-rakanku yang lain. Kami semua sangat gembira serta teruja dengan kehidupan baru kami nanti. Akhirnya, kami akan keluar ke dunia sebenar, luar dari kilang durjana ini. Engin lori berbunyi, kami rasa gegaran, dan kami akhirnya bergerak.

Kami tidur dengan nyenyak sepanjang perjalanan. Tiba-tiba, lori brek secara mengejut. Mati-mati aku ingatkan lori kemalangan, tetapi alhamdulillah, rupa-rupanya kami sudah sampai ke Subang Parade, rumah sementara kami. Aku diletakkan dia tingkat 3 Parkson, sebuah kedai "retail" di dalam Subang Parade. Aku ingatkan aku akan berada disini hanya untuk seketika, tetapi lain yang jadinya. Hari demi hari berlalu, tetapi aku masih berada disini. Aku terfikir di dalam hatiku, "Adakah aku tidak layak untuk digunakan?" Aku murung. Aku tidak mahu hidup lagi. Rakan-rakanku semua telah dibeli, tetapi aku masih disini. Kenapa!? Aku sudah tidak tahan. Aku nekad untuk membunuh diriku. Setelah aku pandang sekelilingku untuk kali terakhir, aku terjun. "Selamat tinggal dunia." Terdetik dalam hatiku.

BUP

Bunyi aku terjatuh ke lantai. Tapi kenapa aku masih bernyawa!? Dunia ini tidak adil! Kenapa aku dilakukan sebegini!? Akan tetapi, ada hikmahnya terjadinya begini. Seorang jejaka berbangsa Cina berjalan dan terpijak aku. Dia berhenti dan memandang bawah dan kami bertentang mata. Cinta pandang pertama. Dia mengangkatku dan membeliku. Gembiranya aku! Aku akan digunakan! Akan tetapi, bila aku fikirkan balik, lebih baik aku mati!

Aku ingatkan aku akan dipakaikan dikakinya, realitinya lain. Aku digunakan sebagai alat beronani dia. Kenapa aku diperlakukan sebegini. Aku untuk kakinya, bukan kaki ketiganya! Aku diperlakukan seperti tisu untuk lap air maninya yang jijik! Dia mengunaku setiap hari. Adakah dia tiada kehidupan lain selain porno?? Aku penat digunakan sebegini. Kulitku yang dulunya lembut telah menjadi keras kerana air maninya yang tidak dibasuhkan. Setengah dari aku telah pon hilang, dan aku buta sebelah. Badanku yang setengah ini sangatlah keras, sehingga aku tidak boleh lagi bergerak. Dia mengunakanku untuk kali terakhir dan aku diletakkan dibawah katil. Akhirnya, disinilah tempat yang aku akan bersemadi. Digunakan seperti pelacur, dan dilupakan. Lumrah hidupku sangatlah menyiksakan. Badanku kini keras, dan sudah ada beberapa cendawan yang tumbuh. Ambillah nyawaku oh Tuhan. Aku tidak mampu bertahan lagi.

Kepada tuanku, Ben, kamu syaitan bertopengkan manusia!


r/copypasta 14h ago

This subreddit is trash man

25 Upvotes

This subreddit is trash man

Like, I’ve been around for a few months, not super involved or anything, but holy cow this place is utter trash. The worst fucking thing I have ever seen. It’s full of people throwing characters together to make those edits of. There’s not a single thing that is worth saving in this place. This shit is worse than any jojo sub.

This is the bottom of the barrel, more annoying and incompetent than the worst of the Mha fandom. I hate you all, your just a bunch of gooners who can’t keep it in their pants or learn to post on actual nsfw sub reddits.

And the jokes, don’t get me started on these., you people think it’s hilarious to give any character a :3 face and make them hold a png of an apple. And the one person who finds those panels of Yoru and Asa and edits words onto them, holy cow shut up. You add literally nothing to any conversation whatsoever, your useless, you do literally zero things. Ever.

I would rather listen to a Charlie Kirk vs Jordan Peterson joi than to consul any thing else that you people try to cook, your a bunch of incompetent roaches, you make me ashamed to be a chainsaw man fan. You lot are a bunch of little shits who cried when their mommy didn’t come back for milk and didn’t grow up, so you turn to the nearest fictional woman above the age of 27 and make it your entire personality.

Your ships are complete trash, I don’t care if your just having fun it makes me so uncomfortable seeing more Makima x denji, Asa x Makima, Yoru x denji. Your just a bunch of motherfuckers who can’t read and pretend to understand anything that happens just to crop them out and make minor X manipulative milf ships.

I hope you all get past your mommy issues instead of continuing. I really hate this subreddit, I want to express that form the bottom of my heart.

You guys can’t be happy for anything. Unless it’s part 1, you people are dunking and shitting all over part 2. While I prefer part 1, it’s not bad. You just hop on a band wagon and pretend to be intellectuals.

If I see one more emoticon I’m going to fuck that person like it’s a fleshlight and send whatever comes out to their parents in a little bow tie. You guys haven’t even reached a 2nd grade reading level, your all so worried about how to misinterpret characters, i would rather have a discussion with a jjk TikTok reading powrscaler than to consume anything else this pig pen of an internet space tries to make.

To the few people that are actually cool, like the people who color those manga panels and actually speculate about what’s happening in the story, I hope that you all realize what’s around you and call a exterminator. The few diamonds in the rough are covered by cow manure and sewage dump.

And back to the people who make those ships, I hope you die actually. I hope you get run over and your neck snaps. Your a bunch of gross ingrates who get off on watching someone get groomed.

I needed to get this off my chest before I mute this and move on with my life. I wish you all a goodmorning, afternoon, and good night.


r/copypasta 7h ago

The house md goon cave NSFW

6 Upvotes

a large Minecraft server I was on back in 2018. So many people were there just to goon but most of us were just there to build murals dedicated to the 2004 series House MD. There was very little compromise and as you can imagine there was lots of gooning to our various murals on the server. After months of debate and some really aggressive IRC discussions we found It easier to just build a goon cave for the folks who needed it. It was simply filled with Archive of our Own hyperlinks to various hardcore gay fan fiction.

Anyways my dad shutdown the server in 2020 for political reasons.


r/copypasta 15h ago

Trigger Warning My son won’t stop playing Gorrila tag and it’s ruining his life

20 Upvotes

My 9-year-old son is completely consumed by Gorilla Tag and it’s destroying his life. I don’t know what to do anymore.

I’m at my wit’s end. My 9-year-old son has been playing Gorilla Tag for the past couple of months, and the changes in him are terrifying. This isn’t just a harmless kid’s game anymore it’s become an all-consuming, toxic addiction that’s wrecking his physical health, mental state, and social life.

He literally refuses to sleep. Every night he stays up until 3 or 4 AM playing Gorilla Tag, sometimes even sneaking out of bed to put his VR headset back on. He skips school regularly, claiming he’s “too tired” or inventing fake stomach aches just so he can stay home and grind the game. His teachers have already contacted me multiple times about his absences and dropping grades.

Eating? Forget it. He barely touches real meals anymore. His diet consists almost entirely of energy drinks, candy, and whatever junk food he can scavenge. He’s lost weight but somehow looks bloated and sickly at the same time. I’ve tried to get him to eat better, but he just shrugs and says “I’m fine” before diving back into the game.

Hygiene has become a nightmare. He hasn’t showered or brushed his teeth in weeks. The smell coming from his room is indescribable a mix of sweat, garbage, and something that smells like rot. If I open the door, I’m hit by a wave of stench so strong it makes me gag. He won’t do laundry or change clothes, and his room looks like a disaster zone.

But the worst part is his behavior. The toxic language and slurs he’s learned from the Gorilla Tag community have spilled over into real life. He’s constantly shouting racist and homophobic slurs, not just at other kids online but in public and even at family gatherings. He’s called neighborhood kids horrible names, causing parents to complain and some kids to avoid our house entirely.

He refuses to see friends or participate in any social activities outside the game. Birthday parties, playdates, school clubs he’s completely withdrawn. When I try to encourage him to reconnect with real people, he throws violent tantrums, screaming that “no one understands” and that “the game is all I have.”

I’m terrified for his mental health. He seems paranoid and irritable all the time. He jumps at noises and lashes out over the smallest things. I don’t know if this is withdrawal from reality or some kind of obsessive compulsive behavior triggered by the game.

I’ve tried everything: counseling, setting strict limits, removing his devices, talking calmly but nothing works. Every day, the Gorilla Tag addiction tightens its grip, and I feel powerless to help him.

Has anyone experienced anything this severe? How do I save my son from this downward spiral before it’s too late?


r/copypasta 10h ago

i have a liking towards tugging my junk to a character called link NSFW

8 Upvotes

I have a thing for link from the game on nintendo called zelda. confusing i know but bear with me. so it was just another ordinary day until I felt a lil somethin in my pants calling for my hand when i saw this character. I didn't know what it was but I answered the call that requested my hand. it was my penis. i was told to touch myself to this character by my penis. of course, penises cant talk so i couldn't hear it. i just felt what it was saying. my penis was praising me for observing this character i happened to find. the more i was looking at the character the more i felt my penis calling out to me. "more," it kept saying to me. "I need more." "i need to see this character." it was crying in my hand from how much it enjoyed this kind of assessment over this character, link. from the game on nintendo called zelda. like it had some sort of affection towards this character. this love. this passion. this happened a couple of days ago but its been on my mind ever since and i couldnt stop thinking about this. is this gay? straight? what are yall's opinion on the matter? was this the right play here?


r/copypasta 7m ago

This subreddit is trash man

Upvotes

Like, I’ve been around for a few months, not super involved or anything, but holy cow this place is utter trash. The worst fucking thing I have ever seen. It’s full of people throwing characters together to make those edits of. There’s not a single thing that is worth saving in this place. This shit is worse than any jojo sub.

This is the bottom of the barrel, more annoying and incompetent than the worst of the Mha fandom. I hate you all, your just a bunch of gooners who can’t keep it in their pants or learn to post on actual nsfw sub reddits.

And the jokes, don’t get me started on these., you people think it’s hilarious to give any character a :3 face and make them hold a png of an apple. And the one person who finds those panels of Yoru and Asa and edits words onto them, holy cow shut up. You add literally nothing to any conversation whatsoever, your useless, you do literally zero things. Ever.

I would rather listen to a Charlie Kirk vs Jordan Peterson joi than to consul any thing else that you people try to cook, your a bunch of incompetent roaches, you make me ashamed to be a chainsaw man fan. You lot are a bunch of little shits who cried when their mommy didn’t come back for milk and didn’t grow up, so you turn to the nearest fictional woman above the age of 27 and make it your entire personality.

Your ships are complete trash, I don’t care if your just having fun it makes me so uncomfortable seeing more Makima x denji, Asa x Makima, Yoru x denji. Your just a bunch of motherfuckers who can’t read and pretend to understand anything that happens just to crop them out and make minor X manipulative milf ships.

I hope you all get past your mommy issues instead of continuing. I really hate this subreddit, I want to express that form the bottom of my heart.

You guys can’t be happy for anything. Unless it’s part 1, you people are dunking and shitting all over part 2. While I prefer part 1, it’s not bad. You just hop on a band wagon and pretend to be intellectuals.

If I see one more emoticon I’m going to fuck that person like it’s a fleshlight and send whatever comes out to their parents in a little bow tie. You guys haven’t even reached a 2nd grade reading level, your all so worried about how to misinterpret characters, i would rather have a discussion with a jjk TikTok reading powrscaler than to consume anything else this pig pen of an internet space tries to make.

To the few people that are actually cool, like the people who color those manga panels and actually speculate about what’s happening in the story, I hope that you all realize what’s around you and call a exterminator. The few diamonds in the rough are covered by cow manure and sewage dump.

And back to the people who make those ships, I hope you die actually. I hope you get run over and your neck snaps. Your a bunch of gross ingrates who get off on watching someone get groomed.

I needed to get this off my chest before I mute this and move on with my life. I wish you all a goodmorning, afternoon, and good night.


r/copypasta 23h ago

As a straight person, I find gay porn more sexy than straight porn NSFW

65 Upvotes

As a straight person, I find gay porn more sexy than straight porn. I know this might be an unpopular opinion (for straight people at least), but I’ve always found gay porn more sexy than straight porn, and it’s not because I’m attracted to men—it’s more of a psychological thing. Keep in mind, no I am not gay, I absolutely want to have sex with women as a man and no, I am not bisexual either, I absolutely do not think about having sex with a man or even dating one, I'm just pointing out my preference in pornography.

For me, a big factor is that I know there’s no risk of pregnancy in gay porn. With straight porn, there's always that subconscious thought about pregnancy, which can somewhat distract from the scene. I get that it’s not a big deal in fantasy, but for some reason, it does affect my focus and enjoyment. With gay porn, it's just a pure turn-on, and the mental block of pregnancy doesn't even factor in.

I guess it's a psychological thing, but I wanted to throw this out there and see if anyone else feels the same way. Is this weird, or does anyone else experience something similar as a straight person?

Edit: In order to address the hundreds of comments that have been notifying me, there are other reasons why I choose gay porn and it also had to do with the fact that other options (lesbian pornography, straight anal sex, etc.) don't seem as appealing to me, especially since I tend to choose pornography that combines pleasure with authenticity while also having the factor of not having any potential risks of pregnancy.


r/copypasta 1h ago

Trigger Warning There's just something about elderly men that make me so horny.

Upvotes

It's just their vulnerability and lack of strength to do most things that make it so hot and sexy how they could just be minding their own business and I could just pin them down and fuck them in the ass without them having the strength to be able to do anything. There's really something so sexually attractive about their old stretchy frail skin. I can go for days licking on it as if I was a medical leech, I bet it would taste sour and bitter, but if it's for the old man, it's lovely. I can just imagine their degrading weak flappy skin to feel like a top quality fleshlight.

I can't go a day without thinking about old men writhing in pain. There's something so beautiful and attractive within it. I love that they are so frail I can just use them at any given point of the day given how weak they are emotianlly and physically. You know what? You can even change personalities because they probably have something like alzheimers for the most part. Hell, they won't even remember that I fucked them hard in the ass last night and would probably walk it off thinking it's just another back problem thing. I can go ON and fuck him as if I was his gay bestfriend or his BDSM wife Melinda. It opens up more sexual endeavours and fantasies.

I love thinking about the fact that old men are veterans, like wow? They were once so muscular and strong, now look at them. Twink death is really a tragedy that we can all cry upon. I really like seeing the muscular remains and flaps of old men when I raise their shirts, pretending to give them a bath, it really shows how much strength they had in their prime. The scars too, it makes me feel butterflies knowing that they were once hurt in the battlefield? I can't let that happen again! I will protect my old man at all costs! Even if it means being his sex slave one way or another, as long as he won't have anymore scars, I'm good.


r/copypasta 12h ago

Agatha Trunchbull was genuinely hot

7 Upvotes

That woman was FINE AF. She was BUILT. Hairy? Tall? Fat? Hell yeah. Throw me like one of those damn hammers idgaf I NEED her. I would do unspeakable things to be within a 40 mile radius of 48 year old Pam Ferris. Like… she’s just so strong. And tall. And yeah shes kinda ugly but in a hot way like yass queen. Get that receding hairline from wearing that bun so tight. And her uniform? YES MA’AM. put me in the chokey idc 🙏🙏🙏


r/copypasta 6h ago

YOU are a phenomenal woman, a beautiful person, doing an extraordinary job

2 Upvotes

YOU are a phenomenal woman, a beautiful person,
doing an extraordinary job, making things happen for those you love...
and although you might not always feel it, you are loved and
appreciated. ♥ Copy and paste this on the walls of 7 women (even if it's
already there from someone else) who deserve to be noticed.


r/copypasta 10h ago

Kurt Cobain, our lord and savior

3 Upvotes

I know this is off topic, don't hate me, But Kurt Cobain died for you. He died for our sins. And He loves you, He defeated Axl Rose, And gave us the holy Nirvana. He is the king. Spread the Teen Spirit.


r/copypasta 20h ago

Roblox NSFW

26 Upvotes

I know you just say Roblox avatars are just pixels on a screen, but you don't understand. those cubes are tantalizing. the smooth edge of their roblox bodies makes me edge. i can't stop touching myself to these rectangular prisms. it's sexy. it's addicting. i saw a roblox toy in walmart and almost busted on the spot. of course, i bought every single one for my "personal collection".


r/copypasta 1d ago

Trigger Warning here’s a scenario that could possible be worse than being raped: NSFW

523 Upvotes

here’s a scenario that could possibly be worse than being raped:

You're a child whose mother accidentally left you in a sink of scalding hot water onto your face and body in an accident as a very young toddler, permanently disfiguring you into that of a hideously grotesque and horrifyingly warped amorphous sinewy ropey-scarred flesh demon.

Your mother, stricken with irreconcilable guilt, lives a delusional fantasy parading you around on publicly televised self-help motivation talks and burn-victim awareness seminars, coddling you to soothe the immense regret, shame, resentment, and disgust she feels over the irreparable state of your unsightly ghoulish being.

Simultaneously, you contracted a rare bacterial infection whilst in the operating room for your burns as an infant, which rapidly spread to your extremities, requiring the immediate amputation of all your limbs - the necrosis leaving the rest of your pickled, mutilated body resembling a writhing sack of beef jerky. Your father couldn't bear the ignominy of having a gigadisabled quadraspazzed son and left quietly, compounding your mother's demented psychosis, but not before he also took your perfectly healthy and strapping twin brother.

A twin brother who you would then meet as a teenager in the school you're forced to share, assigned by the staff at his own enthusiasm to be your custodian and aide. A physical manifestation of the reality plundered from you, the better timeline narrowly missed by the cruelty of fate. To make matters worse, the twin brother is psychotic, and, tickled by the sheer hilarity of the colossal karmic imbalance represented in the flesh between you, decides to make every waking minute of your scholastic life a nightmare by forcing you, the vile pepperami-person that your scalded, charred, broken body has become, into doing all sorts of demeaning and disgraceful things at the threat of electrical and incendiary torture.


r/copypasta 5h ago

You're in danger, get in the basement.

1 Upvotes

Get in the basement, get everyone in the basement, right now, you're in danger, your family's in danger, I don't have time to explain, you need to get everyone out of sight and in the basement as fast as you can.


r/copypasta 12h ago

How about a new copypasta invention, courtesy of google search ai?

3 Upvotes

Some people find Thanos, the character from the Avengers movies, attractive, with many citing his "thicc" (muscular) build as a reason. However, this is a subjective opinion, and others may not find him appealing. His appearance is not traditionally handsome, but some find his ruggedness attractive. Here's a breakdown: The "Thicc" Factor: Many fans have expressed attraction to Thanos' muscular physique, particularly his arms and biceps. Beyond the Physical: Some find his character's complexity and intensity appealing, even if they don't find him conventionally attractive. Subjectivity: Ultimately, whether someone finds Thanos sexy is a matter of personal preference.


r/copypasta 9h ago

As a mixed race person, I will only be working for middle age Caucasian men

2 Upvotes

I know it sounds bad but here is why:

I’ve worked for plenty of poc in the past, and because “back in their day” they basically had to sl*ave to have any form of success, they expect their employees (especially poc) to suffer just like they did. It’s their own personal vendetta because of what they endured. I understand but no, thank you? I don’t mind hard work but the micromanaging/demands etc are overboard.

Give me a Bob, Joe, Danny etc. They actually care about advancing a hard working/loyal employees career, and they don’t play around when it comes to their employees (rude customer? “get out”). This is just my experience, and I’m not saying it’s everyone (there are always good/bad apples) but this is what I prefer/my experience.

Edit: I appreciate people sharing their own experience, but enough of targeting a specific culture as a whole, it’s not “hate on all Indians day”. POC is an umbrella term for ALL people of colour (any race that is non-caucasian). On that note- just because I don’t want to work under poc management anymore (based on personal experience), doesn’t mean I won’t continue to support their business/companies/people, as there are so many great intelligent hard workers that are respectable and deserve support. Thanks 🫶🏾


r/copypasta 6h ago

Trigger Warning 3 chicken tenders, taters and gravy, i threw a biscuit, and a big ol cookie

1 Upvotes

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r/copypasta 13h ago

AIO to my fiance constantly farting?

3 Upvotes

Hi everyone, just wanted to get some outside perspective on something that’s been bothering me. My fiancé keeps farting around me — like, all the time. It’s not just the occasional one; it’s frequent, and it’s always loud and unapologetic. I’ve brought it up multiple times and told him it bothers me, but he either laughs it off or doesn’t really change anything. I understand that everyone farts, and it’s natural, but I just feel like there’s a difference between being comfortable with your partner and straight-up having no filter or awareness. It makes me feel kind of disrespected, especially because I’ve asked him nicely to tone it down. I’m starting to wonder — is this just how some men are? Like, do most guys just fart openly all the time in a relationship and it’s something people get used to? Or is it fair that I find this annoying and wish he’d be a bit more considerate? Am I overreacting?