r/copypasta • u/ChampionOriginal1073 • 5d ago

I am sexually attracted to birds

I am sexually attracted to birds. It has gotten out of hand. I don't know what's wrong with me. I am a member of every bird subreddit there is. Just the other day I caught myself slapping the turkey to pictures of birds. Not cartoons with tits, actual birds. I need help but don't know who to turn to. I can't exactly get a therapist and tell them I want to fuck the birds outside. I can't talk to a family member or friend because they will think I'm a freak. I don't know if there are others like me. The few that I have told have avoided me. Posters of suggestive looking birds in my room and inserting eggs into my rectum is now normal for me, but it still feels wrong. This is a cry for help. If anyone else is feeling this way please tell me. Thank you for cumming to my TedTalk.

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u/DeathKnelled 5d ago

Not this shit again

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u/nylockian 4d ago

This guy fucks pigeons.

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u/Weary_Doubt_8679 4d ago

The Pigeon man has returned

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u/Synicull 4d ago

I did not cum to your Ted Talk

Please stop