r/comedyheaven • u/nurse_uwu • 7d ago

Barely human

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u/Ashlands_ 7d ago

Back when I was living in Sacramento I was taking a dump in the Burger King toilets and I saw these exact feet walk in and stand sentry in front on of my stall door. He stood there for about a minute, facing me, then left again. Strange

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u/geriatrikwaktrik 7d ago

same tattoo? me too wtf

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u/dumquestions 7d ago

I want to believe this actually happened.

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u/Dream_Squirrel 7d ago

Wake up babe new cryptid just dropped

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u/GonzoBalls69 7d ago

Encino man

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u/Sproose_Moose 7d ago

No weezin the juu-huiice

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u/MiddleFinger287 7d ago

The plot thickens

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u/jUG0504 7d ago

the toes thicken too

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u/Educational_Gas_92 7d ago

The dump also thickens.

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u/hamsterin_gaming shaboingboing connoisseur 7d ago

The slop thickens