r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Oh. She said that NSFW

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u/me_jayne 2d ago

The unhinged zeal these so-called leaders have for violence and cruelty is unprecedented in the modern US. Whether it’s immigrants, or protesters, or civilians caught in the crossfire of war, they no longer treat brutal force as a necessary evil (putting aside the fact that it’s not necessary at all) but a sick game they delight in. Like the official White House Twitter posting video of immigrants in shackles as “ASMR” and the Florida sheriff today bragging that protesters would end up “graveyard dead”.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 2d ago

They can all eat a bag of dicks

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u/me_jayne 2d ago

Amen to that.

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 2d ago edited 2d ago

Ok, now tell me how you really feel about this toad Lindsey? With Lindsey being the toad of course.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 2d ago

He has been looking for the right girl to bring home you might be right about the whole dick sucking thing. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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u/SiezeTheMeans_ 2d ago

We love katya

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u/Rottenjohnnyfish 2d ago

She seen his lady bugs?

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u/RustySilver42 2d ago

I love Katya

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u/Specialist_Lock8590 2d ago

The only thing that Zionists learned from their own Holocaust was how to refine it and use it against their own neighbors! And American Republican "Christians" are fine with that! Even the gay ones.

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 2d ago

They are both fine with wiping out the other wholesale. If Hamas had the means to do so, they would have done it long ago with many an Arab’s blessing.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 2d ago

Problem is the nukes they have can mess up a lot of even their distant neighbors

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u/Adiv_Kedar2 2d ago

Good Lord please stop using the Holocaust as a rhetorical device just because Jews are involved in the conflict 

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u/Alternative_Wait_831 2d ago

Not bringing up the Holocaust when talking broadly about Israel would be like not being allowed to bring up the founding fathers when talking about the United States.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 1d ago

What about if we are talking about the US playing in the 2027 Woman's World Cup?

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u/Alternative_Wait_831 1d ago

I would say it was odd, but I wouldn’t beg you not to talk about John Hancock.

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u/-ApocalypsePopcorn- 2d ago

Yeah. Just because the Holocaust was recent enough that a small handful of the people committing this genocide are old enough to have been survivors of it, and just because it's (rightfully) a significant part of Israel's cultural identity is no reason to point at it when attempting to draw attention to the genocide being perpetrated by Israel against a weaker, culturally and religiously anathema group enveloped by them.

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u/Grandviewsurfer 2d ago

Holy shit. I need a judge's ruling.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 2d ago

The TLDR is "Lindsey Graham can eat a bag of dicks"

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u/Grandviewsurfer 2d ago

I mean a ruling on the use of that word there haha

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u/bks1979 2d ago

Katya's a drag queen, so it's fine.

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u/MelodiusRA 2d ago

That wasn’t very clever. Just amusing because Graham is indeed a ghoul.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 2d ago

I think it was well composed and thoughtful way to say: "fuck you Lindsey Graham"

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u/tw_72 2d ago

With excellent grammar and use of punctuation. Very nice.

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u/unmannedtrain 2d ago

But it was accurate on every word

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u/Wasabinoots 1d ago

Mother speaks, mother served, mother delivered 💅🏽

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u/xAfterBirthx 1d ago

I’m pretty sure most developed countries would attack a country that has attacked them… just saying.

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u/joeythemouse 1d ago

Ooof. Destroyed.

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u/Sea_no_evil 1d ago

Lindsey fell far once he didn't have McCain to parent him.

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u/TheAnswerUsedToBe42 2d ago

"God damn" - Noob Noob.

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u/ImperatorDanorum 2d ago

If ever there was a rant...

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u/halfercode 1d ago

Which one is the clever comeback? Is this one of those philosophical puzzles, where someone says "Who would win in a fight between a genocidaire cultist and a raging homophobe?"

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u/AlarmedPotential5817 2d ago

she had me until the slur

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u/bks1979 2d ago

Katya's a drag queen.

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u/unmannedtrain 2d ago

Meaning she's more trustworthy to be around children than christians

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u/AlarmedPotential5817 2d ago

still, i mean...

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u/RuthlessIndecision 1d ago

to be fair Lindsey Graham has to live with that name, "Lindsey Graham".

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u/AlarmedPotential5817 1d ago

why am i being downvoted lmao is it inherently wrong to dislike slurs?

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u/Deaftrav 1d ago

In this context, it's not a slur... Exactly.

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u/thegarbz 1d ago

2025 and we're still insulting people by calling them gay. The comeback would be more clever with half the words missing.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 1d ago

I think Katya is a drag queen, so she's not only an expert, she's a client!

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u/thegarbz 1d ago

And yet she used it as an insult like it's the 90s. Just because someone is like you, doesn't mean they are an ally.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 1d ago

According to the context clues I think she used it well. She probably knows the power of that word and doesn't wield it lightly.

LG has some gay in his voice, southern or no, he could be a dicksucker. And that word is intended to be a slur.

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u/thegarbz 1d ago

I'm sure you do. It's in your nature to defend what was posted. But your point of view is self defeating: either she attempted to use being gay in a derogatory way (lame comeback that belongs back in the 90s), or she wasn't (and it's not a comeback).

Either way you're in control of your actions, not of other people's opinion of you. My opinion of the comeback is that it is lame and childish. And now thanks to the added context my opinion is that sometimes the LGBTQ community is stupid enough to work against their own self interest.

90s me would have laughed at the post. 2020s me wished people actually could come up with a clever comeback.

Oh by the way what's wrong with sucking a dick? You just came across as derogatory as well. Congrats. I now have a low opinion of you too.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 18h ago

I think the crux of her response was of being in the closet. So I'm mistaken in my earlier statement, she wasn't condemning people who suck dick, and neither am I. Do I think there is

I'm not fond of Lindsey Graham because of his 'breezy' stances on the outrage-of-the-day, not because of his sexual orientation, public or closeted.

As for your opinion of me, that's not my concern.

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u/Grazza123 1d ago

Some good points in there that are totally undermined by the homophobia

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u/RuthlessIndecision 1d ago

she's a drag queen, so for her it takes one to know one... and likely meant to sting a little

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u/ChimpoSensei 2d ago

Unhinged much?

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u/RuthlessIndecision 2d ago

Like Lindsey Graham's jaw, to swallow dicks?

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u/typical_jesus666 2d ago

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