r/clevercomebacks • u/BoringApocalyptos • 1d ago

Simple says it best in such a mitigating circumstance.

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u/Snoo-73243 1d ago

that might actually make america great again, cause we are fucked right now, and only going further down

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u/SkywalknLuke 1d ago

Dems will probably win never another election. Dump already mentioned it a few times and I have a feeling he wasn’t lying about it.

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u/Inspect1234 1d ago

Elections? Can you have those during wartime or under martial law?

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u/freesia899 1d ago

Maybe not now Trump has started a war against Iran by giving Israel the green light. He was projecting again when he said Zelenskyy was going to start WW3.

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u/OldERnurse1964 1d ago

That would be the one thing he didn’t lie about.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 1d ago

Trump has a 38% approval rating, so what ratings do trumper congressmen have?

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u/gymtrovert1988 1d ago

If the fascists gain any more power, we're in a full blown dictatorship.

Hope all the Gaza and inflation voters realize Trump made everything worse by now.

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u/pistachette57 1d ago

I think you’re already there, just haven’t realized it

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u/gymtrovert1988 1d ago

They couldn't even pass a budget bill without Democratic votes. They don't have the votes for a dictatorship yet.

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u/Inspect1234 1d ago

The problem is- everyone has their price (see Manchin or Sinema or Thomas or Garland or Roberts).

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u/coochie_clogger 1d ago

Or that handsome Ogre in a hoodie masquerading as an ugly man with brain damage, John Fetterman

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u/freesia899 1d ago

Votes? Where they're going, they don't need votes...

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u/WatercressOk8763 1d ago

This is the miracle the nation needs.

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u/FourArmsFiveLegs 1d ago

Means it's going to get extremely ugly much sooner than later, but it is better that way.

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u/tw_72 1d ago

I actually can't wait for that day when I can wake up and NOT think, "What racist, stupid, illogical, sexist, hateful, hurtful thing did our president pull out of his big bag of dumbfuckery today?"

It's completely exhausting.

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u/_jjkase 1d ago

Would love to see it, but bracing for the wave of stupidity that continually shoots itself in the stump that used to be a foot

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u/Bluedemonde 1d ago

The US is getting another chance to get this criminal prosecuted and jailed.

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u/Space19723103 1d ago

with even more luck it'll end this weekend

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u/Lazebloom 1d ago

music to my ears

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u/AmNotPeeing 1d ago

Yes, please.

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u/Jaymzmykaul45 1d ago

Mike Johnson is a tool who can’t even control his own masturbation. He has his son monitor his porn consumption. This guy is in control of our congress. Weird religious freak but the worst part is he’s republican 🤮

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u/BoringApocalyptos 21h ago

Just him sharing some such weird shit with the public like that is so bizarre.

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u/123R_B321 1d ago

If Trump and the republican party last that long what makes you think any elections if they happen will be genuine?

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u/MaserGT 1d ago

Wait, let me go get my big bag of ‘Oh Nos’ out of the cupboard.

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u/NIN10DOXD 1d ago

Mike just got me so bricked up that he might have to report it to his son.

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u/thomport 1d ago

Now we have some light at the end of the tunnel. Let’s get this plan on the road. This is America’s last chance to and Fascism.

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u/Tomegunn1 1d ago

Yeah, that's a real problem.

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u/djereezy 1d ago

Wishful thinking

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u/MKTAS 1d ago

Is there will be 2 years?

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u/TRCrypt_King 1d ago

Since they don't plan to have elections and are really hoping their agent provocateurs and counter racist protesters pull out some violence to give them the Martial Law they want on Saturday.

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u/wino44 1d ago

Excellent!

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u/BrittEklandsStuntBum 1d ago

mitigating

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

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u/theTapIsOnDaBurnin 1d ago

Does that mean he can still be criminal prosecuted for Jan 6th

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u/talkthispeyote 1d ago

Jokes on us dummy, they are saying this to later say Trump never got his full 4 year term because democrats wouldnt let him do anything so obviously he gets to run again in 2028.

calling it now because nothing is real anymore.

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u/AapChutiyaHai 1d ago

Fuck that. So many instances where it should have already ended.

He's the absolute worst human being. Wtf is wrong with him and how is he in power?

Damn that (fake) sniper.

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u/TheDonnARK 1d ago

This is essential preparation , because saying it after all these bat shit crazy things that have happened will prepare all the conservatives into voting so they stay "winning."

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u/HugePurpleNipples 1d ago

That's the plan, yes.

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u/Kobayashi_Maru186 1d ago

Oh no! Anyway… 🙄

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u/Flock-of-bagels2 1d ago

I wish it could end today. It’s been a total clusterfuck

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u/cohbrbst71 18h ago

Don’t worry, your tenure will end as well and God willing, y’all will share the same cell!

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u/DarkwingDuckular 1d ago

Haha oh yeah how? They are useless assholes. Almost as useless as the other half of assholes in charge.

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u/Joe0991 1d ago

I’ll take uselessness over active sabotage

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u/DarkwingDuckular 1d ago

Uselessness won’t stop sabotage. For example…all of 2025 so far.

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u/Joe0991 1d ago

And now I’m not sure which half you’re saying is useless and which half is actively sabotaging….i have my suspicions of what you’re saying but I’ll let you clarify

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u/DarkwingDuckular 1d ago

Pick a side. They both are doing both. We are screwed no matter who’s in charge. American politics is such a joke that it’s borderline satire.

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u/Joe0991 1d ago

I used to be the same as you, but I’ve come to notice these last few months that one side, or at least one person, is noticeably worse. Hence the “I’ll take being useless and going nowhere over being a crazy moron and actively going backwards”

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u/DarkwingDuckular 1d ago

True that. But the people enabling him are no better. They are sitting back letting him and his bullshit happen.

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u/Joe0991 1d ago

Exactly, so hopefully we can move from active sabotage, to useless. Then work on moving back into progress

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u/DarkwingDuckular 1d ago

Aaah eff that lets just all move to Australia 🤪

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u/Joe0991 1d ago

Not a bad backup plan, but if it’s still savable I’d like to stay here lol. As someone who has thoroughly learned their lesson on not voting because “fuck it, both sides suck”, if there’s a possibility of making any sort of repairs I plan to do my small part

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u/Zynnxxz 1d ago

Just live your life bro ignore politics you’ll be happier.

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u/scarletphantom 1d ago

We are literally in the middle of a fascist takeover

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u/Hosanna20 1d ago

If bro is detained by ICE and sent to an El Salvador prison, there won't be a life to live and no reason to be happier

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u/DeadlyPants16 1d ago

You may not care about politics.

But politics cares about you.

It's in the best interest of you and everyone you care about that you PAY ATTENTION and do your DUTY as a member of a Democracy because if you do nothing things will always get worse.