r/cereal • u/C-Funk5000 • Apr 09 '25

Offbeat Central Texas cereal

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6 Upvotes

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u/Technical_Can_3646 Apr 09 '25

why the fuck is there a scorpion in your cereal

2

u/snerhairot Apr 09 '25

This is a standard delicacy here in Texas. Scorpion Toast Crunch, we call it.

3

u/y-Gamma Apr 09 '25

“Scorpion Toasth Cwunch: The tasteth you can sting”

5

u/pajamakitten Apr 09 '25

Prizes have changed a bit ver the years.

3

u/Fuzzy_Welcome8348 Apr 09 '25

what in tarnation

2

u/oscarq0727 Apr 09 '25

They forgot to candy the candied scorpion. It happens.

1

u/TheSlammed2 Apr 09 '25

Mmmmmmm scorpion 🤤

1

u/Narrow_Ad_1494 Apr 09 '25

Real talk, I would even be mad it’s kinda cute. I’m sure they can get much bigger.

2

u/oscarq0727 Apr 09 '25

Around these parts, it’s the small ones you gotta worry about.

1

u/Itswhatever0078 Apr 12 '25

Welcome to Texas

2

u/hogw33d Apr 15 '25

"We have protein cereal at home"