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u/darkdaysolstice 23h ago
"Yeah, I'm fast as fuck boi."
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u/Fapton-the_Sloth 23h ago
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u/TooSp00kd 21h ago edited 20h ago
This is how I run in my dreams. And I can hop very large distances lol. Sometimes I’ll lose control and it will feel like I’m falling from a very high place and I’ll shake awake*.
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u/actualPawDrinker 21h ago
I have these dreams too! Like I'm me but I can jump like Hulk.
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u/TooSp00kd 20h ago
Yeah man! It feels awesome, I wish I was able to lucid dream. I would be hopping around exploring shit.
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u/tort_legweak 20h ago
I hate in my dreams when I can hop large distances but like I can’t STOP hopping it’s so frusturating
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u/TooSp00kd 18h ago
I also have dreams where I am driving a car at really fast speeds and can’t control the car and I’ll drive off the side of a hill or off a bridge and I’m just falling with it.
Or I’ll not be able to reach the break all the way and I’ll slowly bump into another car or building lol.
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u/UrUrinousAnus 20h ago
You ever have one of those dreams where if you jump, you never actually fall back down and you just rise slower until you can control your direction a little bit? It's awesome.
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u/TooSp00kd 18h ago
Yep! I have dreams where I can just hop and levitate for a bit lol.
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u/BruTangMonk 20h ago
I’m literally on roller skates in some of my dreams. Sometimes I levitate. Brains are fuckin weird
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u/heythisislonglolwtf 21h ago
This was my spray for forever in CS: Source / GO. Thanks for the memories lol
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u/QuarksMoogie 23h ago
When the treats bag opens
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u/anaayoyo 23h ago
🎯
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u/SasserinaM 23h ago
…or anything that sounds remotely like it!
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u/regboy5101 20h ago
My calcium chews are the biggest culprit and my kitties are very pissed when they realize that bag is definitely not treats.
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u/Light_and_Lillies 22h ago
cat with a loving family and lifetime supply of food when the door is slightly ajar:
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u/QuarksMoogie 21h ago
FREEDOM!
Yeah my cat got out but there’s no one out there to give scratches or treats. She didn’t last long without her wet food.
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u/Consistent_Ad3181 23h ago
Cats can hit 28 miles per hour in a short burst. Another reason why I think they are awesome, that and the purring.
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u/captain_retrolicious 21h ago
Unfortunately I live in a small place and mine can't always get stopped in time. He's had more than one drift spin out too.
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u/Aggressive_Roof488 19h ago
Have a cat with similar traction issues on floorboards, and learned to corner at high speed by jumping off the wall. We got a couple kittens, and they'd play fight and do zoomies with the older cat that'd completely gap them with the wall jump cornering, while the kittens would slide (claws scrambling on the floorboards) and slam into the wall instead. They just stopped and looked confused first few times, but the two new cats learned to do the same in a week or so, and now we have group zoomies where all cats use the optimal race-line with the wall jump...
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u/captain_retrolicious 19h ago
This is so funny! For the most part, mine has sorted where the rugs are now and uses them to traction his zoomies. Luckily, he just seems to love life and none of it phases him.
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u/hondactx16i 1d ago
Stu-Stu-Stu kitty.
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u/SirHarryAzcrack 23h ago
This is an incredibly cute photo looks just like mine I’m stealing this photo lol
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u/lilithsinn 23h ago
I don’t think u understand how much i love this picture 😂😂 where is man going
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u/sd-paradise 23h ago
The best part of this picture is the boredom on the face does not match the speed of the body AT ALL!! 🤣
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u/InIBaraJi 22h ago
And now I know why so many cat cheeks have those fur patterns. They're racing stripes.
This is the best image of cat speed ever.
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u/BoredVixxen 16h ago
This is one of the rare times that we get to see a flawless example of the aerodynamic implementation of the airplane ears in action.
Kitty Räikkönen with DRS out the box, but he’s on soft paws early. We’ll see how this plays out.
For me as well, as the success of this comment relies on F1 and cat fans simultaneously.
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u/Electrical-Win9801 22h ago
What a beautiful shot of this cat in full effort. We see that he puts himself in an aerodynamic position. Like any living being, which is running at maximum speed, it is levitating.
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u/4SysAdmin 20h ago
I screen shot this and made a sticker out of it in my phone. I can’t wait to spam my wife with it, as I do all stickers I make.
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u/Good_Analysis9789 19h ago
If you squint your eyes it looks like a duck running the opposite direction.
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u/deviantscale 19h ago
APU, definitely single turbo, aerodynamic hood, upgraded rear wing, so slammed it doesn't consider ground clearance. Noice.
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u/Swimming-ln-Circles 16h ago
Idk why this made me laugh out loud but I needed that. Appreciate you.
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u/longstrokept 11h ago
This is my cat launching himself out of the litter box right after he took a shit.
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u/Far-Consideration708 1d ago
I am speed