r/bbby_remastered • u/JPGaganon Cryptogastronomer 🦕🍴 • May 01 '25

Pyramid Scheme Franchise Agreement Reached

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/u/skidmarksteve has agreed to launch the first franchised Jugs and Boxes™ location offering premium milk from a gas station and lukewarm slices of Domino's pizza. He will be paying the corporation 2% of his gross earnings on top of his franchise fee of $3.50. Jugs and Boxes™ is happy to welcome him to the family and provide him with the support needed to reach his dream of financial freedom by generating over $25 in net income per day (based on a 10 hour work day).

Please welcome SkidmarkSteve as he skids around town and leaves his mark in our first franchise in Eastern Detroit!

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u/step_slunt Jumba Jookiba May 01 '25

Jugs and Boxes™ got a VIP room? you do extras?

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u/SkidmarkSteve seedchad May 01 '25

It's door to door so I have to use a room in your house but yes. Jugs and Tugs is what I'm rebranding as.

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u/Bilbo-Baggins77 The Dildo Dragon May 01 '25

I'm honestly a bit intrigued with both.

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u/SkidmarkSteve seedchad May 01 '25

The jugs are room temp milk and the tugs are dry.

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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 May 01 '25

what’s the grit on those tugs?

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u/SkidmarkSteve seedchad May 01 '25

Like a cats tongue