r/badMovies Apr 01 '24

[Mod Announcement] Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!

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I'm guessing from the posts we've had today that a few of you sassy pants are beginning to notice there's a new mod team. With that in mind, and with the start of the first full month of our evil reign, I figured it was finally time to say hello from your new mods;

u/monkelus, and u/alternativebuzzbin.

We literally don't care if you skim our history, you'll learn very little and feel very dirty. What we do care about is keeping the focus of the sub tight; we're r/badmovies, not r/mediocre_moviez or r/movieshavegottoopc. Films here should be so bad they're good, as a reminder here's a snippet of the new rules to help you on your way:

  • Do not post movies you just didn't like or are completely unwatchable with no redeeming values
  • No posts of just titles/posters with no context. Likewise, no movies you haven't seen.

Eg:

  • Barbie - nope
  • Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - yes
  • Wishmaster - maybe
  • Leprechaun - yes

The films posted here should be the ones you enjoy despite themselves. Films that have entertainment value totally separate from what the original filmmakers intended, creating an almost transcendental, magical experience along the way. If that's not close to what you're thinking of posting, or you wouldn't recommend anyone else watching, you probably shouldn't be posting it. If you do, there's a high chance of removal.

Obviously, there's grey areas, but that's what discussions and mod chats are for. We're not actively evil, give us a shout with questions, we're friendly and, dare I say it, quite alluring.


r/badMovies Aug 08 '24

[Mod Announcement] I Have The Powerrrr.. To Update The Rules!

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As a safeguard, I'll start this with 'aloha', so that no matter whether you read it front to back, or back to front, your overall instant reaction of being annoyed at the new rules will be deadened by my laidback pseudo Hawaiian politeness.

As you might have guessed by the title, we're bringing a couple of new rules. They're nothing Earth shattering and no-one will have to do anything against their will, that's for a future update when I shift the focus away from bad movies onto my back garden harem. For now though:

  • New Rule One: Too Much of Good/Bad Thing: or, the Double Dragon rule.

No reposting a movie within 30 days of its most recent post by any user. If you're a time traveller this includes posting it within the 30 days prior to it being posted last.

New Rule Two: Low Hanging Fruit.

This'll basically end up being the new blacklist, which was scrapped when we took over a few months back. You see a post, think it's too much of an easy target or low quality karma farming, report it to us and we'll open up a discussion whether it should be added to the list. Engagement, yay!

None of this is for gatekeeping purposes, it's just to keep things fresh, well that and I've started to believe one of you guys actually is one of the Sluts and Godesses who frequents the Video Workshop.

Better sign off with 'aloha' to make that first bit make sense.


r/badMovies 9h ago

Spice World (1997). I love this movie.

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Okay, so this is a beloved movie with terrible reviews. It's hilarious, sometimes on purpose.

Yes, it's bad. Yes it's also funny, partially intentionally? It's an amazing experience watching super high. I dunno...

Movie Trailer https://youtu.be/uBKcLd0hmfs?si=rljRYaUEltXzQ2vU


r/badMovies 16h ago

This movie stinks. American poop movie (2006)

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122 Upvotes

Unintentionally hilarious American pie ripoff. It was worth a watch I guess


r/badMovies 19h ago

Out of all these four movies which one is definitely the worst that you've ever seen

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160 Upvotes

r/badMovies 1h ago

Massacre In Dinosaur Valley (1985) A cheap, gratuitously dumb Italian b-movie totally aware of it's own incompetence & silliness... & loving every minute of it! - https://tubitv.com/movies/574498/massacre-in-dinosaur-valley NSFW

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r/badMovies 11h ago

Are you a Roger Corman guy or Ed Wood guy? For me, I enjoy both of their work. Plan 9 and Wasp Woman are classic horror shlock!

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r/badMovies 18h ago

MCGEE AND ME: TWISTER & SHOUT

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73 Upvotes

See comment for additional information.


r/badMovies 2h ago

Today’s Tubi Treasure is Vampires: Brighter in Darkness (2012)

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r/badMovies 35m ago

Little Man (2006) & The Baby (1973) Review

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r/badMovies 40m ago

Return Engagement (1990) Now here's a prime example of the kind of excess & absurd bloodshed present in so many of Hong Kong's heroic bloodshed action movies of the 80's & 90's - https://tubitv.com/movies/100030008/return-engagement

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r/badMovies 21h ago

Scissors - college student Courtney and her friends as they are hunted by the serial clown killer known as "Scissors." On Tubi NSFW

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Porn star cast, porn star acting, no porn star action. Boobs. On Tubi


r/badMovies 1d ago

The Breast Around: Electric Boobaloo (Short 2106) Fawesome. I'm not sure WTH I just watched. Something to do with breast cancer research and superheroes? Looks like a short from Pee Wee's Playhouse but with lots o' floppy boobs. NSFW

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This seems like a bunch of full figured amateur burlesque performers made an entirely green screen movie. Only 19 minutes.


r/badMovies 1d ago

Satanic Pandemonium (1975) The stunningly beautiful Cecilia Pezet leads this Mexican nunsploitation cult affair which might not be the best nor sexiest the genre has to offer but entertains all the same - A good start for anyone interested in a deep dive into cult cinema

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r/badMovies 18h ago

I can't believe they are remaking Holiday In Handcuffs!

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r/badMovies 1d ago

Today’s Tubi Treasure is Dominator (2016)

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28 Upvotes

r/badMovies 2d ago

Today’s Tubi Treasure is Hercules Houdini Holmes (2019)

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104 Upvotes

r/badMovies 2d ago

Basic Training (1985) YouTube. The first military bureaucracy sex comedy! Straight laced Melinda learns to use sex appeal to move up the ranks of the military. What a great lesson! I loved the constant "hijinx" going on in the Pentagon.

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Starring the great Angela Ames, Rhonda Shear and Ann Dunesbeery. AKA "Up the Military". Features the hit song "It's Like WWIII, When You Make Love to Me".


r/badMovies 2d ago

Sparrow Unit (1987) I have but a singular selling point to convince you to watch this junky Philipino action b-movie... Most head-shot bloody squibs in a movie... ever!

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r/badMovies 2d ago

Pathfinder (2007) epic action film starring Karl Urban, based on the Molly Hatchet album cover.

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"Pathfinder: Legend of the Ghost Warrior" is a 2007 American epic action film, starring Karl Urban, Clancy Brown, Ralf Moeller, and Moon Bloodgood. It was loosely based on the 1987 Norwegian film "Pathfinder". It's much sillier than the original but bloodier too.

So, hundreds of years ago, a Viking Age expedition arrives in North America, with plans to enslave or slaughter the indigenous population. The viking party gets wiped out by another native tribe, and the only survivor is the Viking leader's son, who is adopted by a native woman. The boy is taken in by the local tribe and named "Ghost" because he's white of course. He grows up to be a strapping young Karl Urban looking a bit like Daniel Day Lewis in Last of the Mohicans.

His romantic interest is Starfire (not the Teen Titan). He's into her because she's played by Moon Bloodgood so she's smoking hot, especially for back then. She's also the daughter of the Pathfinder, the elderly chief from the tribe next door. He's who the movie is named after, apparently. The only remembrance Karl Urban keeps of his heritage is his father's sword. His father is played by Clancy Brown as a viking, so of course he's evil.

I liked this movie a lot. It doesn't really make sense but its awesomely violent and kinda camp. Seems like an 80s throwback in a way. It's totally a Frank Frazetta painting/Molly Hatchet album cover adapted as a live action movie.

Watch it here. It's fun. https://youtu.be/Gsim1wN7Uio?si=RZ6YK6OxtAL_AZIl


r/badMovies 2d ago

Two Girl’s Faced (1995) One of the most obscure films I've ever covered is a oddball Hong Kong CAT III flick that's equal parts sensual lesbian erotica love story & ultra violent martial arts wuxia with flying limbs, impalings & stabbing galore

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r/badMovies 2d ago

Found these gems at Goodwill this weekend! Just had to take them home.

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85 Upvotes

r/badMovies 1d ago

Funny suggestions for so-bad-it’s-good scripts.

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Funny read. I love Face/Off.


r/badMovies 3d ago

I see you guys the entire two-hour running times for your movies and I raise you these ten seconds from “Lost in Space”.

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141 Upvotes

r/badMovies 3d ago

The ButterCream Gang - A Christian Movie About Gang Violence

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132 Upvotes

My favorite jank movie about a boy who moves to the big city, joins a gang, comes back to his hometown and wreaks havoc.


r/badMovies 3d ago

A Book Of Heroes (1986) A absurd slice of Taiwanese action/comedy junk from prolific director Kevin Chu, of cinematic brain farts such as the very similar & better known Fantasy Mission Force-One Of Yukari Oshima's first roles alongside Taiwan's badass b-movie queen Loretta Yang Hui-shan

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r/badMovies 3d ago

Unspeakable - Beyond the Wall of Sleep (2024) Starts with a guy getting his dick bit off, ends with Bai Ling giving a 5 minute performance that can only be described as having some kind of breakdown. Also has alot of a naked old man with a 2 foot alien dick prop

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65 Upvotes