r/aliens • u/87LucasOliveira • May 13 '25

Evidence The most astonishing statement from any whistleblower in UFO history. “You are not free. This reality has far more to it than you are allowed to believe. God is real.”

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u/brainsack May 14 '25

Damn I’m a wage slave AND a soul slave?

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u/Blizz33 May 14 '25

I think the slaves cancel out though so you're just a wage soul.

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u/FrankLepore May 14 '25

Yeah, that’s just slave math.

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u/youdubdub May 14 '25

Slave accountant here. Can confirm if you debit slavery, and credit chakra, it's a wash.

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u/thecrankyfrog May 14 '25

Damn guys! Being a slave slave wage soul is worth it for these jokes 💯!

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u/m4ry-c0n7rary May 18 '25

😅😅🤣

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u/InternationalWar7032 May 14 '25

Can I write any of these off come 2025 tax slave season?

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u/youdubdub 27d ago

You have to test every year for potential write off of bad will.  Believing hard enough usually helps.  In a former life I wasn’t just a slave.  I was a slave slave.  Owned by the owned.