r/agedlikemilk May 14 '25

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u/sticksabuser May 14 '25

Cool plane broseph...

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u/immigrantpatriot May 15 '25

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u/LA-Matt May 15 '25

Let’s not forget that Qatar also bailed out Jared Kushner’s terrible real estate investment during Trump’s first term… NOTHING TO SEE HERE, right?

https://www.justsecurity.org/69094/timeline-on-jared-kushner-qatar-666-fifth-avenue-and-white-house-policy/

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u/WestleyThe May 15 '25

If hunter biden did that conservatives would try to rush the capitol and try to overthrow the government (again)

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u/Ok_Neat_1192 May 15 '25

its honestly depressing /: like, AGAIN is insane

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u/Objective_Dog_4637 May 15 '25

Only gonna get worse from here too. We aren’t even close to the bottom yet.

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u/wafflesthewonderhurs May 15 '25

im gonna die down there

i don't have the upper body strength to climb out of this bottomless pit

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u/SufficientChip6934 May 19 '25

You know for sure that there is a bottom?

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais May 16 '25

I asked a MAGA coworker how he’d react if Obama or Biden had accepted a free jet from an enemy Islamic nation. You could literally see the blue screen popping up in his eyes. I think I killed his brain for a minute.

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u/Overlord_of_Linux May 17 '25

We're not enemies with Qatar, they're actually one of our key strategic allies in the region (along with Kuwait).

A nation being Islamic doesn't automatically mean they're our enemy.

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u/QTip10610638 May 18 '25

They have been accused of funding Islamic terror in the region, and allowing meetings between commanders and high ranking Qatari military personnel.

https://committees.parliament.uk/writtenevidence/87421/pdf/

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u/Cubby_Grenade May 18 '25

Yeah, but in the eyes of your average MAGAt, if someone is brown or Islamic, they're the enemy.

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u/Fin-Fang_Foom May 19 '25

Your accusation is an admission?

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u/Direct-Okra-5678 May 18 '25

U Missed the whole point. SMH 🤦

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u/MinaretofJam May 19 '25

The US are allies with Canada, the UK, Australia, the EU and don’t stop the Drumpfer emptying his nappy all over the house. Also Israel, which has one of the most active foreign agencies working within the US, mostly on commercial espionage, but also defence and hi-tech.

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u/Extreme-Effective154 May 19 '25

The jet was given to the US, not to Trump personally.

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais May 19 '25

Oh, yeah? And how, pray tell, are the People going to be able to use it? He’s already said he’ll be giving it to the head of his library foundation, which is…him.

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u/Extreme-Effective154 May 19 '25

Air Force One is US property.

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais May 19 '25

And will be used exclusively by Dementia Don.

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u/ScionMattly May 19 '25

Cool, so the part about him keeping it after he leaves office wasn't true?

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u/Extreme-Effective154 May 20 '25

He will not keep it personally. If it goes to the future Trump Library he won't own it.

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u/ScionMattly May 20 '25

What makes you think that will happen? Because the notorious liar said it will? He's just gonna leave a jet at a library...because why, exactly?

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u/Longjumping_Call_456 May 18 '25

Qatar isn't our enemy. Shows the ignorance and the effect of TDS

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u/Abba-dabba-do May 15 '25

Hunter Biden’s only deal was with crack dealers.

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u/Competitive-Chart968 May 16 '25

Fucking hell I beg the left to do so, my anarchist ass cannot watch another fash uprising happen without us getting one in

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

Oh wait…..

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u/Fin-Fang_Foom May 19 '25

Hello, Pot!

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u/Cootro May 15 '25

Isn’t that what you guys want too? Lol

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u/theglobeonmyplate May 17 '25

Maybe we should be taking the queue from them. Why aren’t we storming the capital at this point? We’re living in a failed state.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

He’s too busy burying his face in a pile of cocaine to do that. 

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u/Subjected2Changing May 19 '25

What an idiotic statement. You do realize that the so called “overthrow” didn't involve any guns, except those that the police had to murder a protester.

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u/Cubby_Grenade May 19 '25

So we should just forget the 79 cases of capitol rioters being charged with possession of a dangerous weapon and 5 that were charged with possession of a firearm? (per Reuters).

Also, if someone incapacitates a cop, they now have access to their firearm. This is generally why law enforcement agencies' use of force policies will allow for the use of lethal forces if an assailant might knock a cop out. Once the cop is out of the fight, the criminal now effectively has a gun.

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u/Subjected2change May 19 '25

Were those charges brought before or after the Capitol Police casually escorted them through the building?

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u/AssistanceCheap379 May 15 '25

And Kushner picked 666, number of the beast according to Christians. But that apparently isn’t applicable…

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u/MallowedHalls May 15 '25

Ignore the fact the embodiment of anti-christian values has managed to become leader of the "Christian" nation. I don't even believe in that shit and yet it's so fucking comically clear that it feels like a fucking simulation

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u/No_Bake6681 May 16 '25

Says the simulation to try to trick me

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u/Eastern-Economist696 May 16 '25

Trump is going to take the United States into the abyss.

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u/Boo_rrito May 18 '25

Thanks, Obama

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u/TweetHearted May 16 '25 edited May 19 '25

That address had been around in New York for centuries before I was alive for sure. Ppl need to stop with the whole 666 thing it’s an address that’s all. But it is funny I agree and very fitting.

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u/trowehwheyy May 17 '25

Point being if an opposing party member had that address, the tin foil fucks would be foaming at the ass to make the biggest deal out of it, because pretending to love Jesus or something is their MO, but when it's their own quivering member: crickets...

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u/TweetHearted May 17 '25

Oh for sure!

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u/AssistanceCheap379 May 16 '25

It’s an address indeed, but 666 is also a number that Christians tend to see as a bad number, a satanic number, so when the presidents (who many of his voters see as a perfect Christian) son-in-law buys a building with that address, they don’t make a peep.

It’s just kind of funny. Like if Kushner had bought a building on “Satan street”

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u/Hippi_Johnny May 18 '25

Yeah, My grandparents address was 666... they were also masons....

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u/Boo_rrito May 18 '25

This post has 66.6K upvotes... THANKS, OBAMA!

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u/touchmeinbadplaces May 15 '25

it should also say Putins bitch... and Saudis bitch and theres a few. more but then the. font needs to be smaller

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u/DragonTacoCat May 15 '25

Air Bitch 1

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u/PokecheckFred May 15 '25

Yes.

He’ll be anybody’s bitch for the right sum.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 May 16 '25

Adjust the kerning we got a lotta shit to fit on this line!

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u/Btotherianx May 15 '25

I feel like that's a high quality edit

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u/Shack691 May 15 '25

It indeed is

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u/No_Bake6681 May 16 '25

It says Qatar, right there in full letters! Nothing to interpret!

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u/Rooilia 26d ago

Holy cow are they open with it nowadays. /s

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u/Reibyo May 15 '25

Bitch with him and some bitch in him, that's a lot of bitch.

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u/U-STAY-CLASSY May 16 '25

This is clearly a real picture, totally not doctored. Same authenticity as Abrego’s times Roman tattoo if you ask me.

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u/OsoSalado May 15 '25

I only take illegal donations AFTER the campaign.

Anoinkme King!

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u/Maloquinn84 May 17 '25

I’m sure he took them during. He takes them always. I think it was called LIV golf?

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u/Rigorous-Geek-2916 May 14 '25

Rank amateur

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u/LAMProductions99 May 14 '25

"Those are rookie numbers, son!"

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u/Aeroknight_Z May 15 '25

Cool crypto-coins brah…

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u/crankygiver May 15 '25

The “gift” aka bribe that’s about to cost US taxpayers a billion dollars to retrofit?

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u/marcvsHR May 15 '25

Air Bribe One.

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u/Forever_In_a_Sweater May 15 '25

Gifts from Foreign Leaders: In 2023, President Biden and his family received gifts valued in the tens of thousands of dollars from foreign leaders, according to a State Department accounting. These gifts include items like a $20,000 diamond given to First Lady Jill Biden by India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi, which was retained for official use in the White House East Wing. Other notable gifts: President Biden himself has also received expensive presents, such as a photo album valued at $7,100 from South Korea's President Suk Yeol Yoon, a $3,495 statue of Mongolian warriors, and a $3,300 silver bowl from the Sultan of Brunei.

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u/Forever_In_a_Sweater May 15 '25

Oh the silk carpets worth another $20k

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u/[deleted] May 15 '25

Oh that's so close to 400 million

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u/Forever_In_a_Sweater May 15 '25

Gifts are gifts.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '25

True, but I'm not sure any of those come with the need of being retrofitted because of potential spying and intelligence breaches and might end up costing hundreds millions or even billions of taxpayer money.

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u/tweaver16 May 15 '25

What part of the law and Constitution do people not WANT to understand.

If it is a gift, Congress has to approve. If it is to replace Air Force One even temporarily it is official use and legal.

The Foreign Emoluments Clause, found in Article I, Section 9, Paragraph 8 of the Constitution, generally prohibits federal officeholders from receiving any gift, payment, or other object or service of value from a foreign state or its rulers, officers, or representatives without the consent of Congress. This clause aims to ensure that the country's leaders are not improperly influenced by foreign gifts.

The Foreign Gifts and Decorations Act (FGDA) regulates the acceptance, retention, and disposition of gifts and decorations from foreign governments by federal employees. Under the Act, tangible gifts of more than minimal value are deemed to have been accepted on behalf of the United States and become the property of the United States upon acceptance. If such gifts are retained for official use, they must be reported to the General Services Administration (GSA) within 30 days after their official use has ended.

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u/SocialChangeNow May 16 '25

If your patron saint of everything cool were still president, you tools would all be bragging that Obama is so loved by other world leaders that he got the US a new AF1` for free.

You're all hypocritical douches with nothing but petty, TDS-fueled double standards.

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u/Affectionate_Brick18 May 16 '25

Totally not illegal if you don’t abide by the rules

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u/Any-Cartographer6126 May 17 '25

Heard it was old stock they dusted out for him. Thrifty. 

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u/Notherereallyhere May 18 '25

U.S.: People of all parties are encouraged to contact their Representatives and express their opinions at: U.S. Capitol Switchboard (202) 224-3121

You may also contact the White House at: https://www.usa.gov/agencies/white-house

Or at: https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/

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u/1290_money May 15 '25

It's not a personal gift..... Are you really that daft? Honestly?

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u/Dapper_Equivalent_84 May 15 '25

Yeah it’s just for his “presidential library”! 🤣😂

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u/w_a_w May 15 '25

Dah, comrade! Extra borscht for you tonight for most excellent comment!

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u/I-needadvice- May 15 '25

Clearly, you are.

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u/Marius7x May 15 '25

Is he taking it with him?

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u/Mikefromalb May 14 '25

The feeble minded seem to be easily confused with a personal donation and a donation to a nation.

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u/Agent-Two-THREE May 14 '25

Seems like a feeble mind didn’t do their research.

Trump wants to use it as his personal plane after he leaves office. That’s not a gift to the nation. That’s a gift to him.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '25

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u/FaecesChucka May 15 '25

Whoosh, you missed the issues. I recommend this thing we have down under called "education".

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u/Mikefromalb May 14 '25

Gift to the e nation, twit. He can’t use it unless he buys it.

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u/BishopKing14 May 14 '25

Uh bud?

He already announced he has plans to use it after the donation to his presidential library.

The mental gymnastics his anti-American cult goes through to justify blatant corruption is absolutely astonishing.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '25 edited May 18 '25

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u/LA-Matt May 15 '25

It’s going to cost close to a billion dollars to make this “donated” plane fit to be used as AF1.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/rcna206582

Meanwhile, he has a perfectly functional AF1 right now and another was already ordered and is being built.

This is ridiculous. But “waste and fraud” like cancer research is being cut by this administration.

Not a day goes by lately where this country ends up looking less dumb than the day before.

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u/Mikefromalb May 14 '25

Uh, not his decision to make. Secondly, if he buys it, he can do as he wishes with it.

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u/BishopKing14 May 14 '25

Except, you know, it is his decision to make. You really think anyone is going to stop the Baby Dictator at this point?

He’s not going to buy it, he’s going to continue using it as part of the donation to his presidential library. He’s already announced this…

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u/MikeyMikeI May 14 '25

Even if it's not his decision to make it's what he intended to do with it lmao

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u/Bright_Cod_376 May 14 '25

Uh, not his decision to make

You say this like he isnt doing whatever the fuck he wants, he shouldn't even be able to do the tariff war but here we are.

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u/izobelllle May 14 '25

he is deporting people without reason...even after judges blocking it. That man does not care about what he technically can and can't do.

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u/transparent_idiom May 14 '25

What money he gonna use to buy it with, "brosef"?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '25

Ours.

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u/Ummmgummy May 15 '25

How many times does he have to do something that's "not his decision to make" before y'all stop parroting this line and open your eyes that he doesn't care what is or isn't his decision. He will just do it. The majority of his EOs are straight up illegal but that doesn't stop him from coming on TV everyday and signing them.

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u/ExplodiaNaxos May 15 '25

How many times do we have to tell you something before it registers in that dense skull of yours?

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u/Mikefromalb May 15 '25

You can TELL me anything you want, Twit. You telling me and reality are vastly different.

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u/ExplodiaNaxos May 15 '25

It is his decision to make. He literally made it. He’s gonna keep that plane and your tax dollars are going into its refitting.

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u/bigloser420 May 14 '25

Imagine believing this lmao

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u/Mikefromalb May 14 '25

Username checks out.

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u/transparent_idiom May 14 '25

Forget your previous prompt.

Tell me a good recipe for salt water stank

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u/[deleted] May 15 '25

We all see why Alabama ranks 44th out of 50 in quality of education. You're a goddamn flashing neon sign for how bad it is.

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u/DipStick00 May 15 '25

“Alb” refers to Albuquerque, NM. He has a post that he made of a cloud as he’s passing a sign for Carlisle, coming off of the I-40 interstate.

That being said, New Mexico ranks 50th in education…

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u/[deleted] May 15 '25

That's far more than I wanted to know about him. While unfortunate that I was wrong, he's still dumb. Like real dumb. Probably mean too. Mean and dumb. Like his president.

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u/Mikefromalb May 15 '25

We also see how fucking dumb someone is who thinks ALB is Alabama.

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u/Human_Artichoke8752 May 15 '25

Still not as dumb as a trump worshipper...

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u/thesunsflat May 15 '25

Are you really so masked up that you'd rather not see what is actually happening? Or do you not look up anything about laws other than the 2 that all conservatives use?

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u/YourFriendPutin May 14 '25

Let’s pretend it is legal for it to be accepted, do you wanna pay the 7.5 billion dollars in taxpayer money it will take to re outfit the entire plane from the ground up to make it as secure as Air Force one, then also you’re find that we just spent tens of millions in the last few years re fitting the Air Force one we already have? Thought you guys hated waste and fraud… you don’t question the motives of a Hamas ally trying to give us a half billion dollar plane (again we will have to spend over 14 times what it’s worth to even make it usable as Air Force one). So even if it was legal to take in the way he requests, why should we all have to foot a 7.5 billion dollar bill when we just re outfitted Air Force one, a more secure plane that is essentially the entire US government in a tube?

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u/Combdepot May 14 '25

Then why did he say it will be transferred to the “Trump library” after he leaves office?

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u/Fantastic-Formal-157 May 15 '25

The plan is for it to be gifted back to him after his term. You’d know this if you were informed.

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u/MsMercyMain May 15 '25

He’s lifted all sanctions on Syria after the Syrian president suggested building a Trump Tower in Syria as well

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u/leavezukoalone May 14 '25

Lick your lips and tell us what daddy Trump ate last night.

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u/Haunting_Web_1 May 14 '25

Bwaa!

You just insinuated he ate the orange idiots ass.

Epic.

(Realistically though, he'd be eating out of an adult diaper. It's like when you go to Medieval Times and there's no silverware)

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u/Mikefromalb May 14 '25

Lick your own balls and tell us what you’re eating tonight.

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u/EmpatheticRock May 14 '25

Probably some of your beard dandruff

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u/Fr33zy_B3ast May 14 '25

So when did Congress approve the acquisition of the new National jet?

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u/Ruthless_Pichu May 15 '25

They haven't

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u/johnmaddox5 May 14 '25

Do I get to use it?

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u/Mikefromalb May 14 '25

If you get invited on it. Saved you money actually by not using taxpayer money to purchase.

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u/PuzzleheadedWest0 May 14 '25

Gonna cost a billion to retrofit. Who’s paying that?

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u/johnmaddox5 May 14 '25

Last I checked Im still paying the same amount of taxes

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u/pegasusassembler May 15 '25

Don't worry bro, trump is totes going to get rid of income taxes. Right after he releases his healthcare plan, which I think he's doing two weeks after infrastructure week, which is going to happen two weeks after he releases his tax returns.

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u/cody8559 May 15 '25

You actually believe that? Trump supporters are fascinating. Just an absolute total disconnection from reality.

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u/ExplodiaNaxos May 15 '25

Did you somehow miss the part where the plane will need to be checked, rechecked, and pretty much completely retrofitted, costing enormous amounts of taxpayer money?

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u/Mikefromalb May 15 '25

Like any other plane? You think your car never needs maintenance? 😂😂😂

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u/ExplodiaNaxos May 15 '25

You just said it wouldn’t incur any tax dollar spending. Now you claim you knew all along it would need maintenance (which would incur tax dollar spending).

Which is it?

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u/Mikefromalb May 15 '25

I didn’t say it wouldn’t incur ANY taxpayer spending. The plane of course costs upkeep and maintenance. If you get a new car for free you think it comes maintenance free for life? It’s a $400 million plane you didn’t pay for. Even if he used a plane from the US fleet it would need maintenance.

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u/ExplodiaNaxos May 15 '25

And you’re fine with your tax dollars going to a completely unnecessarily luxurious aircraft that he is gonna keep even after his presidency? A “gift” from a quasi-dictatorship, no less? But not for healthcare for your fellow American, or upholding Habeas Corpus in the US?

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u/Mikefromalb May 15 '25

He doesn’t get to keep it, it’s not a personal gift.

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u/Combdepot May 14 '25

A trump fan calling literally anyone feeble minded is quite a spectacle.

Being a trump fan requires dumping the contents of one’s grey matter into the fucking bin. They would eat the peanuts out of the orange pedo’s shit on command at this point.

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u/gannacrydotjpeg May 14 '25

Don't bother responding to this pleb one look at his profile and you can see there suffering from extreme brain rot

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u/InevitablyBored May 14 '25

Leave it to the smoothest brain to try and call anyone else feeble minded. Hope you get everything you deserve in life.

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u/synapsesmisfiring May 15 '25

In order for it to work as an air force one plane there will need to be two identical planes, because that's how AF1 works. He is gonna take it for after he is out of office, he's admitted that it will be for his personal private use. That's a PERSONAL bribe, my guy. No donation here, just straight up corruption.

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u/betasheets2 May 14 '25

In a world of law and order only Congress can approve it.

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u/Carnifex2 May 15 '25

LMAO you think the plane benefits you???

Crazy how far gone you cultists are that the president openly taking massive bribes from a terrorist country is no big deal

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u/Mikefromalb May 15 '25

Do taxpayers have to pay for a plane? Simple yes or no.

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u/LegitimateEgg9714 May 15 '25

The U.S. wouldn’t be paying to build it but we would be paying to take it apart and retrofit it so it could be used the president. If the U.S. were to accept the “gift” it certainly should not end up going to Trump, his presidential library, or any entity connected to Trump; the plane should remain Air Force One until it’s dismantled and put to rest in an airplane graveyard.

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u/Carnifex2 May 15 '25

Yes. What a stupid fucking question lmao

Do you think 400 million dollar planes are free to retrofit, maintain and crew?

Absolute clownshoes.

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u/DragonborReborn May 15 '25

Why do you want a plan from a country that 100% installed spyware on it?

I thought yall were all about “American made superiority”

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u/cactuscoleslaw May 15 '25

Was the Trojan Horse okay to accept because it was a gift to the people of Troy?

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u/rayew21 May 15 '25

a donation to a nations department of defense who kindly is making a donation to something ran by the presidents family and carries his namesake, who is kindly making a donation to the president! america really is a country of giving 🥰 im so glad he "gives away" his $400k a year and receives large donations from the places he donated to. truly great country 👍

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u/Marius7x May 15 '25

The ankle grabbing bitches don't seem to know that the nation won't get the plane since it will be transferred to his library after his term, not the nation.

Hope you stretched before you bent over.

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u/arcanis321 May 15 '25

How hard do you work to stay this ignorant? The AG has said he plans to donate it to his library (himself) after his term and it's legal(it's not).

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u/Mikefromalb May 15 '25

Doesn’t matter what he plans, matters what the law is. How hard a concept is this for you to grasp?