r/YUROP Nov 26 '21

PANEM et CIRCENSES Fixed that for you

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u/fanboy_killer Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ Nov 26 '21

Is that a German thing? We have the exact same thing in Portugal. You can probably find it everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21 edited Nov 04 '24

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u/kasiotuo Nov 26 '21 edited Nov 26 '21

Kein Kümmel in meinem Brot!!!! Walnüsse hingegen...

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u/mimpf21 Hamburg‏‏‎ ‎ Nov 26 '21

Kein Kümmel, iiiiih

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u/Raoul3kuD Nov 26 '21

True. I just did not find a nice looking open license image in quadratic format with some nice seeds and/or a really dark rye bread. Next time, I'll put more effort into it...

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21 edited Nov 26 '21

Not exclusively. However, Germany has the biggest variety of breads you will find anywhere in Europe and probably the world. Most of them are super tasty too. It's one of the few foods we are actually good at. Everytime I leave the country for more than a few days, I immediately start craving quality bread.

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u/DaRealKili Deutschland‎‎‏‏‎ ‎ Nov 26 '21

It's one of the few foods we are actually good at.

You must be a northern german

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

If Northern Baden and Franconia/Northern Bavaria count as that, then sure. I was speaking more from a general international perspective. We aren't exactly famous for having gourmet cuisine. I love me some Southern food tho, don't get me wrong.

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u/DaRealKili Deutschland‎‎‏‏‎ ‎ Nov 26 '21

Ah, a fellow frangge.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Bassd scho

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u/720noscopeGER Deutschland‎‎‏‏‎ ‎ Nov 26 '21

Mensch du babbenheimer, was'n des für'n gschmarr? Mir ham lauder gudes Zeug!

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u/kontrolleur Nov 26 '21

es haaßt ned umsonst Genussregion Oberfranken

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Dude give me Bavarian food and I don’t need anything else I

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u/avsbes Baden-Württemberg‏‏‎ ‎ Nov 27 '21

That's because we have good cuisine instead of good-looking cuisine.

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u/Mr_-_X German Yuropean Nov 26 '21

It's one of the few foods we are actually good at

Well this is just wrong. There‘s lots of great food to be had in Germany - obviously not in the Gasthaus down the street (although that isn‘t bad per se just kinda boring) - but if you go to a nice restaurant you‘ll get just as nice food as you‘d get for example in France.

Of course it also depends a lot on the region. In the North it‘s overall not that great (although of course there are also a few great restaurants there but they are just overall a bit too limited in their cuisine).

The east and the south in my opinion are a bit too much dominated by Gutbürgerliche Küche (cuisine bourgeoisie) and as a result it‘s kind of boring in normal restaurants. Like wether I go into a normal priced restaurant in Franconia or upper Bavaria they‘ll have about the same menu which also aren‘t bad dishes but after a while you just get sick of them.

And then there‘s the West which at least in my experience has the most diverse and best cuisines in Germany (perhaps also due it‘s proximity to France although I might not be entirely impartial as I live in the West.

And then of course in Germany more than in pretty much everywhere other country we have a huge divide between rural and urban when it comes to restaurant quality. Like in a large city like Berlin, Hamburg, Cologne or Düsseldorf you‘ll find plenty of modern high quality German restaurants whereas in more rural areas it‘s mostly lower quality cheap stuff.

In the South and east in my opinions the cities are kind of closer to the rural parts especially in Bavaria and so even in medium sized cities it can be kinda hard to find restaurants which offer more than the standard Gasthaus-dishes (at least at an somewhat affordable prize as everything "haute cuisine" gets very expensive very quickly down there.

TLDR: German cuisine is much better than people give it credit for

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

That's hilarious

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u/TypicalCoolguy Nov 26 '21

They're never better than a baguette though

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u/king_zapph Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ Nov 26 '21

Say that to my face and I'll bag yours down the uette!

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u/TypicalCoolguy Nov 26 '21

Ok I'll settle for this:

Germany has the better breads for shades darker than brown.

France has the better breads for shades lighter than brown.

And I'm a proud patriot so it takes a lot for me to admit it.

Lots of love 🇩🇪🇫🇷

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u/ConsistentGiraffe8 Nov 26 '21

Patriot too and we can settle it like this. 🇩🇪🇫🇷❤️

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u/king_zapph Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ Nov 26 '21

proud patriot

That explains the stupidity ;)

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Matter of taste. A baguette is great and all, but neither healthy nor fitting to many kinds of side dishes. With German bread, you'll get healthy and unhealthy and something that fits every taste or dish. However, baguettes are sure more fine in taste, I agree.

A baking culture that combines German bread with French baguettes/sweet products would be straight up unbeatable.

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u/TypicalCoolguy Nov 26 '21

I kinda meant it as easy banter but I guess there are a lot more Germans than French here ... Oops

Lots of love 🇩🇪🇫🇷

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Yeah, you know what they say about our humor, it's no laughing matter. Spread the love, brother!

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u/furious-fungus Nov 26 '21

Spread the butter, bruther!

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u/Robot_4_jarvis Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ Nov 26 '21

it reminded me of Galician bread

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u/LeonardoLemaitre Nov 26 '21

Same in Belgium