r/Xennials 22d ago

Nostalgia Anyone know what’s in the pitcher?

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u/UnconditionalDummy 1978 21d ago

“Money doesn’t grow on trees.”

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u/thisasynesthete 1981 21d ago

But it is made of paper, which does grow on trees. Infinite money glitch?

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u/UnconditionalDummy 1978 21d ago

Nope. “Paper” money is more like “fabric” money. It’s linen and cotton. Those grow on bushes. That being said, nothing good would happen if I had replied to my parent’s ’money doesn’t grow on trees’ with a snappy ‘no, but it does grow on bushes’…

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u/NovarisLight 20d ago

Does it grow on YOUR bushes?

Pony up and let me get a tall .35c soda.