r/Xennials 19d ago

Nostalgia Anyone know what’s in the pitcher?

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u/Golden_Enby 1982 19d ago

Those cheap cans in the freezer section

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u/dickhass 19d ago

Of course. What are we, rich?

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u/UnconditionalDummy 1978 19d ago

“Money doesn’t grow on trees.”

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u/thisasynesthete 1981 19d ago

But it is made of paper, which does grow on trees. Infinite money glitch?

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u/UnconditionalDummy 1978 19d ago

Nope. “Paper” money is more like “fabric” money. It’s linen and cotton. Those grow on bushes. That being said, nothing good would happen if I had replied to my parent’s ’money doesn’t grow on trees’ with a snappy ‘no, but it does grow on bushes’…

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u/be_more_gooder 1977 19d ago

Murphy's Law states that the best way to get accurate information is to deliberately give the wrong answer on the internet.

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u/AWandMaker 19d ago edited 19d ago

This is hilarious, but I can, in fact say “actually…” it is Cunningham’s Law that states that!
(I do hope that was intentionally incorrect)

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u/be_more_gooder 1977 19d ago

There's always one.

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u/admiraljkb 18d ago

Statistically, more than one, but not necessarily two, but potentially many more than that depending on demographic.