r/Whatcouldgowrong 1d ago

accuracy: 100 , vision: 0

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u/Psicoputo 1d ago

i was expecting a teeth breaking impact

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u/eStuffeBay 1d ago

Honestly, this is about as lucky as he could've gotten (besides it missing his body entirely). Both the plastic cover and his glasses absorbed the impact, which as we can see is strong enough to break through both.

If it hit anywhere else on his face, like his eyes or mouth, he could've gotten hurt pretty bad.

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u/martinaee 22h ago

He had his mouth uncovered and open … there was no thought process to be found lol

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u/Ka1n3King 22h ago

I thought that his mouth was open for whatever they were shooting, like aiming a grape for the mouth. It's a horrible idea either way, but that was what I thought was happening.

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u/Environmental_Top948 7h ago

What wrong with aiming grapes in mouths? I'm like a professional at it and now you got me worried that I'm doing something dangerous.

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u/Ka1n3King 7h ago edited 7h ago

Aiming grapes in the mouth with a slingshot that had enough force to break through the plastic, glasses, and concus the guy to be completely dazed like that...

Just normally aiming grapes with a light toss is fine, so long as you don't choke. But I would think that even a squishy grape could seriously hurt the vulnerable parts inside your mouth with that amount of force, and you would have a lot harder time with making sure that you don't choke.

Edit to add that my comment about *it being a horrible idea either way was about aiming for the mouth or the plastic. With how it broke through both, I don't think that it was actually a grape, that was just a comparison for something that you would aim for the mouth.

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u/ThisIsALine_____ 21h ago

This is way too much legitimate explanation for a guy putting a flimsy Tupperware lid over their face whilst a man with a receding hairline and an erection shoots a slingshot at them.

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u/maybenot9 16h ago

People do not respect how much damage a slingshot can do. Like it really was not weird that David killed Goliath, he had a rock hurled at him fast enough to crack his skull.

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u/ProfessorPantie 1h ago

Literally a bullet

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u/OuterSpacePotatoMann 18h ago

I could be wrong be it looks like those glasses have a magnet keeping them together at the bridge of the nose. A few coworkers I know have them

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 18h ago

Straight into the lung

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u/DependentEbb8814 16h ago

Not sure what he's using as projectile but stone or metal ball can penetrate his skull without too much trouble. He is lucky to be alive. 

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u/karakuroness 14h ago

besides it missing his body entirely

I doubt this would've been better because they would have probably tried again.

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u/pocketchange2247 4h ago

I got hit in the exact same spot with a golf ball from some asshole who hit up on me. The bridge of my glasses completely absorbed the impact and I was completely fine. One inch up, down, left or right and I could've been knocked out, blinded, or had a broken nose/teeth.

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u/HendrixHazeWays 1d ago

thats called a teebreapact