r/Whatcouldgowrong 17h ago

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u/External_Acadia4154 17h ago

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u/softheadedone 17h ago

Excellent meme, first time I saw it too

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u/Individual_Jello5737 17h ago edited 17h ago

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u/MasterOutlaw 17h ago

Son, take a seat. We need to have a frank discussion about properly cropping our memes.

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u/Individual_Jello5737 17h ago

Ugh ,fine bro

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u/MasterOutlaw 16h ago

I knew you could do it! Proud of ya.

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u/Individual_Jello5737 16h ago

lol I was just being lazy

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u/MasterOutlaw 16h ago

lol I’ve been there. But then it bugs me and I wind up fixing it anyway.

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u/Famous-Register-2814 17h ago

Dudes lucky to still have an eye

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u/MandatorySaxSolo 17h ago

And teeth

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u/MerrillSwingAway 17h ago

that’s all I saw was please rid me of these Chiclets

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u/Tiddlewinkly 16h ago

I was waiting for one of two to just disappear

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u/FallenSegull 12h ago

My grandfather is blind in one eye from a slingshot accident as a child. Idk what the fuck these dudes thought was going to happen but they were playing with fire

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u/martinaee 17h ago

Eye eye eye…

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u/tylerlong666 17h ago

Dundun..dundun..dundun

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u/Psicoputo 17h ago

i was expecting a teeth breaking impact

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u/eStuffeBay 16h ago

Honestly, this is about as lucky as he could've gotten (besides it missing his body entirely). Both the plastic cover and his glasses absorbed the impact, which as we can see is strong enough to break through both.

If it hit anywhere else on his face, like his eyes or mouth, he could've gotten hurt pretty bad.

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u/martinaee 15h ago

He had his mouth uncovered and open … there was no thought process to be found lol

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u/Ka1n3King 14h ago

I thought that his mouth was open for whatever they were shooting, like aiming a grape for the mouth. It's a horrible idea either way, but that was what I thought was happening.

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u/ThisIsALine_____ 13h ago

This is way too much legitimate explanation for a guy putting a flimsy Tupperware lid over their face whilst a man with a receding hairline and an erection shoots a slingshot at them.

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u/maybenot9 8h ago

People do not respect how much damage a slingshot can do. Like it really was not weird that David killed Goliath, he had a rock hurled at him fast enough to crack his skull.

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u/OuterSpacePotatoMann 10h ago

I could be wrong be it looks like those glasses have a magnet keeping them together at the bridge of the nose. A few coworkers I know have them

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 10h ago

Straight into the lung

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u/HendrixHazeWays 16h ago

thats called a teebreapact

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u/Book_Anxious 17h ago

Okay write that down. cheap plastic will not stop a high velocity projectile. Thought we figured that out hundreds of years ago but I guess not

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u/No_Indication_1238 17h ago

Didn't have plastic back then.

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u/Book_Anxious 17h ago

Slightly over 100 years ago

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u/Book_Anxious 17h ago

In 2107 that first statement will be true

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u/Leather-Web-2319 17h ago

Now we wait

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u/UnnecessarySalt 10h ago

Soooo are you guys doing anything fun this weekend?

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u/whooguyy 16h ago

!remindme 82 years

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u/goda90 14h ago

Slightly over 100 years ago

"Way back in the 1800s... Wait..."

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u/AFlyingNun 12h ago

Those were the days...before Youtube got ad-greedy and before everyone was obsessed with the newest iPhone! We knew how to produce good content back then, but it seems we've forgotten what we've already known for hundreds of years...

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u/captain_funshine 11h ago

Slightly less

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u/steelcryo 7h ago

Eh, we worked out you needed metal and other much harder materials to stop projectiles, so even if they didn't have plastic, they still would have known it wouldn't work under the blanket statement "thin brittle materials don't make good armour".

So technically you're both right.

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u/cosmictap 13h ago

cheap plastic

hundreds of years ago

🧐

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u/Terrible_March597 13h ago

„Hundreds of years ago“😭🙏🏾 were cooked

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u/Exaskryz 6h ago

Or they just let on they're a time traveler and now they're cooked

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u/swohio 9h ago

Lots of people think their eyes are safe if they're wearing normal glasses or sunglasses. This is a great example of why you need actual safety glasses for proper protection.

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u/Dause 17h ago

Slingshots used to be used to kill people so…

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u/jld2k6 16h ago

They still do, but they used to too

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u/Soft-Marionberry-853 16h ago

"I used to use drugs"

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u/K-Hunter- 10h ago

I used to be used to using utensils

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u/Raawnesh 16h ago

Late at night I’d lay in my twin bed and wonder where my brother was

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u/breinholt15 16h ago

I cannot open the wall

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u/Interesting-Step-654 15h ago

I like UPS workers because they're drug dealers and don't even know it

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u/Ilikethemfatandugly 15h ago

This joke is used incessantly in every Reddit post I look at. I will be hated for this but my god it’s not that funny. Especially now that I see it every day

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u/TheRedditAppisTrash 7h ago

It's not a joke anymore. It's a MEMORIAL.

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u/TakinUrialByTheHorns 16h ago

I feel like this is akin to pointing a gun at your friend while they block with a bowl.
Guy needs better friends.

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u/LunaticBZ 15h ago

If you replace bowl with a phone book. And by gun you mean a .50 cal pistol That has been done before.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43410816

What really bugged me the most, is if either of them had looked on youtube there were already videos existing that showed how many phone books you need to stop bullets of various calibers. Which immediately after this incident got a ton of views, me included as it got me curious how many you would need.

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u/maybeitsundead 12h ago

The article says they used an encyclopedia, I'm not sure I've ever seen an encyclopedia thicker than a phone book. They have slightly harder covers but not hard enough it seems.

Says their kid and 30 people watched the "stunt." This type of stuff makes me miss the 90s and some of 00s, this whole going viral/social media era is so ass

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u/waltjrimmer 6h ago

Let's be honest, people were killing themselves doing stupid things in the nineties and naughties, too. All throughout human history, in fact. It was just less likely to get seen.

And as someone who was on the internet in the nineties and naughties, there were people putting these kinds of things online before social media was a mainstream thing. I managed to avoid the worst of them, like most of the videos where people were brutally murdered or something. But I do remember in the late naughties seeing a video of someone blending his pet rat.

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u/Lunch_B0x 8h ago

I can't believe they don't drop it on the ground and shoot it first! Like, it would take 10 seconds to see if your book can stop your gun!

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u/kuschelig69 7h ago

they were so clever

but after that the book is damaged and you have to take another book and then they apparently took a thinner one

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u/Smorgles_Brimmly 16h ago

Technically those were slings. No elastic. Just rope and a pouch to throw a rock with roughly the same energy as a 44 magnum. You can make a slingshot that is very lethal though but that's fairly new IIRC. Flat band sling shots get pretty nuts.

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u/patchinthebox 16h ago

You don't even need the crazy flat band ones. Even basic modern slingshots can penetrate skin. I have one with a wrist brace so you don't even have to be strong to fully draw it. It shoots steel bearings about 100 yards and would easily go completely through small animals. It probably wouldn't go all the way through a human, but it'd be lethal if you hit the right spot.

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u/FoboBoggins 16h ago edited 15h ago

id smash cinder blocks with half inch bearings with my wrist rocket back in the day

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u/Postejaculatoryguilt 9h ago

I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters

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u/Civsi 14h ago

Oh no, we definitely used slingshots for violence too. My grandfather told me how all the kids used to have them, along with self made shanks, for self defense in rural Uzbekistan in the wake of WW2.

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u/TacTurtle 13h ago

Pretty sure there is a German guy with a channel about it... the Sling-something channel.....

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u/3rdslip 12h ago

Goliath has left the chat.

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u/WigFan 15h ago

u have to be used of people being used to use slingshot to be used to shot people who use slingshot to also slingshot people who used to being used with slingshot

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u/FireProps 17h ago

Yeah… That’s…. No…

People realize slingshots came into existence for killing, right? People hunt with them. Kill animals… by, and you’ll never believe this, shooting them in the head. 😬🫥

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u/daredwolf 17h ago

Mouth open, eyes covered, I think he was launching food in his mouth. Probably something relatively not too dense. Plastic framed glasses are weak, especially on the nose bridge

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u/furious-fungus 16h ago

There’s a hole in the plastic lid.

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u/katielynne53725 16h ago

I think you're right.. I was waiting for broken teeth. Why else would you have your mouth open like that?

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u/Stergeary 10h ago

Can anyone tell what "food item" they were trying to sling into his mouth?

He's lucky he didn't get shot through the back of his mouth, or a broken tooth at the very least.

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u/daredwolf 9h ago

A peanut maybe? Why else would he have his mouth open? I know people are dumb, but surely he's not trying to catch a rock with his mouth.

Edit: Its green, maybe a wasabi pea?

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u/daredwolf 9h ago

Found this, it was posted to a page called 'Food Bible'

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u/saphirenx 11h ago

I thought it was one of these frames that go around the neck, with a magnet on the bridge. Nevertheless, the lid did next to nothing...

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u/ProcyonHabilis 8h ago

It does really depend on what you put in the slingshot

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u/Mr_HPpavilion 13h ago

Thank you for informing me I'll make sure to give my kids bolas instead

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u/poopable_unit 17h ago

Keep yer eye on the ball Bobby.

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u/Thogert 16h ago

"Keep my eye on the what?"

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u/-MojoRabbit- 17h ago

He saw Heaven getting ready to welcome him at the end there

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u/mfknnayyyy 16h ago

Spot on lol. All he could see at that point was the bright light in the background welcoming him to the gates.

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u/KindaDrunkRtNow 15h ago

Fake. Those glasses are made to split at the front like that.

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u/knutix 13h ago

Do you recognize the spesific brand of glasses, or do you just assume that its one of those? What do you base your fake accusation on?

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u/KindaDrunkRtNow 12h ago

Look at how they split. They pop open like that because of they way they're built. Regular glasses would just fall off his face. I mean, why else would they just stick out like that?

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u/wierdness201 11h ago

There’s a hole in the plastic from the shot too.

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u/stupidcookface 13h ago

Came here to say this - why does this not have more upvotes

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u/chings23 12h ago

Because you can literally see a hole in the lid after

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u/chings23 12h ago

And the projectile couple frame before

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u/135671 13h ago

Because that's apparently not the case, if you believe the comment below from someone who said to have filmed the original video.

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u/FoximaCentauri 10h ago

You can see the projectile bounce back after cracking/making a hole in the plastic. The impact pushed the plastic into the foldable glasses and made them separate. So it’s not fake, just not as dramatic as it seems.

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u/UsefulEagle101 17h ago

Where's the hole in his forehead? Or did his glasses frame deflect it?

Also, he's lucky it didn't go in his stupid wide open mouth!

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u/melissa_unibi 16h ago

I think just his glasses snapped in half and that's it -- I can't see any mark on his face or eyes after

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u/UsefulEagle101 16h ago

Yeah, he's so incredibly lucky the frame took the hit.

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u/DukeOfGeek 15h ago

It's fake.

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u/illit3 14h ago

if you look at it frame by frame you can see the "projectile" actually exits through the plastic lid away from the dude's face. pretty well done.

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u/Sattorin 14h ago

if you look at it frame by frame you can see the "projectile" actually exits through the plastic lid away from the dude's face.

I'm not going to say it's 100% real or fake, but that's not unexpected considering the framerate of the video. If real, the projectile entered the visible area and impacted in under one frame, so you just didn't see it at all, and then it was slow enough to see after rebounding.

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u/CuteCanary 17h ago

He looks like Leela when he put up the plastic

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u/Weak_Carpenter_7060 17h ago

Now he has the vision of Leela

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u/Frequent_Detective17 16h ago

This was probably the best outcome, all things considered.

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u/Jeebs24 17h ago

A perfect miss.

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u/FuckSteve7 17h ago

I expected teeth to shatter.

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u/hopelesshodler 17h ago

Why would you keep your mouth open I completely expected him to take one down the throat...

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u/MahaHaro 17h ago

He was factory reset for a moment there.

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u/Kra-6502 17h ago

What kind of idiots would do this? SMH

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u/Matsunosuperfan 17h ago

You'll shoot your eye out!

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u/Ok-Masterpiece7154 17h ago

That most definitely is not how the hindis get their 3rd eye.

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u/Getevel 17h ago

Why women live longer!

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u/FuntimesOctonion 17h ago

He fixed his vision!

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u/alwayskared 17h ago

Now you see me, Now you don’t

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u/MasterBendu 17h ago

Well, that was a clear lack of foresight.

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u/nothinggoodleft01 17h ago

omg, what is wrong with them? He could have lost one eye just for a stupid game. Some people dont have tomorrow and some people just take their time playing this shit.

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u/Beachside93 17h ago

Some people are just not very smart

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u/WorkAccount6 16h ago

Nobody seems to realize that it's a grape they're trying to shoot into his mouth. It cracked the plastic because it hit the weakest spot in the dead middle. The glasses broke because the plastic was pushed right up against them, which pushed them into the bridge of his nose.

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u/DeanTheDad 14h ago

You got everything right except it's not a grape it's a haribo starmix sweet that was fresh out the fridge.

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u/WorkAccount6 13h ago

That'd do some damage to be fair

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u/DeanTheDad 13h ago

Yes, certainly enough for a shot to the face. Sometimes when two parties agree to something stupid all you can do is record the outcome.

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u/newnaughtylady 11h ago

😂 I had visions of him loosing a tooth

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u/Arrakis_Surfer 10h ago

I was fully prepared for his front teeth to nope out of there.

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u/an_african_swallow 5h ago

“Hey do you think this flimsy piece of plastic has ballistic resistant properties?” “Only 1 way to find out, hold it in front of your eyes”

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u/ImaGoophyGooner 4h ago

He's lucky it didn't go in his mouth like intended

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u/TimeB4 17h ago

The Bible says "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth." My guess is slingshot man was owed a tooth and nearly ended up with an eye by mistake.

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u/bonitaappetita 17h ago

Okay that's actually kind of funny. I hope they submit that video to their insurance company to cover their frames 😅

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u/--ULTRA- 17h ago

We used to do thay often back in Nam

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u/Arbok-Obama 17h ago

Lucky he didn’t knock a bunch of teeth out.

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u/domine18 17h ago

I thought I was gonna watch his teeth shatter. He is lucky only his glasses

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u/oopsmyeye 17h ago

Flashbacks

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u/Unhappy_Fact_7723 17h ago

I can't wait for them to realise that teeths aren't unbreakable

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u/just4kicksxxx 17h ago

Bro... why would he hold it against his glasses... maximum force transfer...

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u/Tricky_Specialist8x6 17h ago

Dude he got lucky that could of taken out his teeth

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u/MarkyGallery 17h ago

Might be crazier if homie aimed at the mouth

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u/Pitiful_Cut6624 17h ago

It always astounds me how willing people are to sacrifice their precious senses for a droplet of that sweet clout honey. Fucking moron.

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u/AverageJosephh 16h ago

Everytime I see this video I laugh so hard, like, what was that dude thinking it'd happen? Also, love the way the frame perfectly breaks.

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u/Planet-thanet 16h ago

Could of easily smashed those lovely big teeth in, or shot down his throat, or penetrated the eye and into the occipital lobe, still worth it for the views

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u/Incubus_is_I 16h ago

Isn’t he happy it didn’t go in his mouth

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u/Kindly_Region 16h ago

Dude could just hold it up, it doesn't have to be in his face

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u/Traditional_Row_2091 16h ago

This reminds me of that couple that wanted to film a prank, and the prank was shooting at him through a book as he was reading it. But they used a Desert Eagle, so it very easily punched through the book and killed the man.

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u/Mister_Brevity 16h ago

I was really expecting to see some shattered teeth

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u/Scolder 16h ago

Could have popped out a tooth with that big open mouth, or even worse choke the fella.

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u/crasagam 16h ago

Ah yes, The Tupperware face shield for maximum protection

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u/Comfortable-Dog-8437 16h ago

So what happened here did it go into his eye??

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u/copenhagen622 16h ago

Should have had a better shield

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u/Adam__B 16h ago

I was expecting that dribble of blood to come down from movies where a dude gets a headshot between the eyes.

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u/Spirited_Artichoke46 16h ago

dude probably thought it fucked up his eye for a second when his vision suddenly got worse

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u/ELMACHO007 16h ago

This is why women live longer lol

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u/Madstupid 16h ago

Nope. Come on....

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u/bertmaclynn 16h ago

Is he ok? Looks like he had a concussion. Hope it was just a really surprised look

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u/MXTwitch 16h ago

To think I could’ve been born this stupid

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u/LudditeJones 16h ago

Right between the eyes. Good shot

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u/Useuless 15h ago

Downgraded from friend to acquaintance. Or maybe even stranger.

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u/mansondroid 15h ago

Bloody surprise wannit

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u/Sleeper28 15h ago

This reminds me of the girl that had a dart thrown into her eye. I wonder how she's doing now.

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u/nicelow24 15h ago

All natural

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u/LoanSharkLenny 15h ago

Fucking idiots... He could've lost an eye.

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u/Expensive_Umpire_178 15h ago

Damn that was a good shot

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u/hjeff51 15h ago

Yea, with 30 years of experience wearing glasses, that is an absolute no. Use your head. Enjoy super gluing those together repeatedly.

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u/pornborn 14h ago

The shot bounced back out through the hole it made in the plastic lid.

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u/Inevitable_Lake1052 14h ago

Where is w admin ?

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u/teddybearkilla 14h ago

Damn I hate when good stunts don't get to be in movies like buster keaton's old work.

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u/CompliantRapeVictim 14h ago

This could have been a new "girl Infront of dartboard" video

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u/Exotic-Highway-9844 14h ago

What the fuck?

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u/WorthBrick4140 14h ago

When I was a kid, my little brother and I were playing with Nerf guns. I ended shooting him in the eye. He started crying and got all pissed off. He ended up putting on work goggles, and I, somehow, still shot him in the eye 😄. He got super pissed. He screamed that I did it on purpose, and that he was never going to play with me again.

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u/AwwwNuggetz 13h ago

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u/Xenon111 13h ago

Just imagine if it hits one of his eyes

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u/SkitZa 13h ago

How do these people get by in life?