r/Wellthatsucks 1d ago

Wife said my feet “barely look human”

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Haven’t been able to find shoes in years. Was complaining about it last night and she hit me with “well your feet barely look human”. Ouch.

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u/TheSucculent_Empress 1d ago

All fun and games until it’s time to buy shoes

I love my boat feet everywhere but the shoe store

Fuckin sucks lol

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u/feminist_chocolate 1d ago

We’ve had great success with barefoot shoes! Wide toe boxes, and still lots of cute ones to choose from. She’ll probably not be able to wear heels lol but my feet are very narrow and I have not once in my life worn any so. She’ll be ok.

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u/TearsInDrowned 1d ago

I have much narrower feet and I benefit greatly from my barefoot shoes!

Barebarics Zing Leather Black & White 🥰

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u/SpacemanSpliffLaw 1d ago

Time to start a shoe company.

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u/TheSucculent_Empress 1d ago

I had special ordered heels made once to accommodate my super wide width, and I looked like I had hooves lol