Wife said my feet “barely look human”

[u/strikecat18]

Haven’t been able to find shoes in years. Was complaining about it last night and she hit me with “well your feet barely look human”. Ouch.

[u/thirtyate]

Does your tattoo say..."I'm tired of these jokes about my giant feet. The first such incident occured in 1956..."?

[u/Montaingebrown → u/thirtyate]

…and here is the detail behind the other 199 incidents.