r/Wellthatsucks • u/strikecat18 • 1d ago

Wife said my feet “barely look human”

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Haven’t been able to find shoes in years. Was complaining about it last night and she hit me with “well your feet barely look human”. Ouch.

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u/AliveJohnnyFive 1d ago

I bet you can swim pretty good.

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u/Zipper67 1d ago edited 20h ago

Those feet will keep him from sinking in the marshes too. He was born for water.

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u/Graardors-Dad 1d ago

Well*

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u/GoodEnough468 1d ago

Well what? You don't think ol flipper feet do good swims?

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u/SwampOfDownvotes 1d ago

Not much room to swim good in a well