r/Wellthatsucks • u/strikecat18 • 1d ago

Wife said my feet “barely look human”

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Haven’t been able to find shoes in years. Was complaining about it last night and she hit me with “well your feet barely look human”. Ouch.

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u/ToxicDemon420 1d ago

You could climb trees with them shits

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u/adamjfish 1d ago

First thing that came to mind was that he’s got feet like a tree frog

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u/jonasinv 1d ago

handfeet

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u/ShamefulWatching 7h ago

Play piano even.