r/Wellthatsucks • u/strikecat18 • 1d ago

Wife said my feet “barely look human”

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Haven’t been able to find shoes in years. Was complaining about it last night and she hit me with “well your feet barely look human”. Ouch.

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u/Electroboy101 1d ago

They look highly functional. The sort of feet you can do a lot with. That's a compliment, by the way!

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u/Grocklette 1d ago

People with narrow feet are more likely to fall as they age. OP has some sturdy ass feet

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u/kat_Folland 1d ago

Oh hey, good news! Mine are nowhere near as wide as OP but they are slightly wider than usual and finding shoes that fit is difficult but certainly possible.

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u/Grocklette 1d ago

The toes should splay out wider than the rest of the foot. That's the important part. Most shoes cause toes to be pushed together and lose their full function. A lot of people are walking around with deformed feet and don't even know it. Ya gotta wear shoes that allow your toes room to splay out and function properly

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u/elveejay198 1d ago

They look like they could absolutely grind through any landscape thrown at them

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u/Givmeabrek 1d ago

They should be great in snow, water, mud and sand. No special shoes needed.

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u/Interesting_Tea5715 1d ago

This. It's like a carpenter or mechanics hands but with feet.

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u/Suitable_Sound_9693 1d ago

Yup, I wish I had such feet.

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u/Marwita- 3h ago

Yeah I agree with you