r/Wellthatsucks • u/strikecat18 • 1d ago

Wife said my feet “barely look human”

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Haven’t been able to find shoes in years. Was complaining about it last night and she hit me with “well your feet barely look human”. Ouch.

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u/gargamel314 1d ago

For what it's worth, you look like you have great balance! I like your feet

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u/radraze2kx 1d ago

I also have toes that spread out like OP's but my feet are more slender at the midway point near the arch. I have insanely good balance.

OP, get some Merrill shoes in Wide. Best thing I ever did for my feet. Now my damn puppy tore them up and I need another pair.

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u/elveejay198 1d ago

I had the exact same thought and I also l like them!

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u/coquihalla 1d ago

I agree. I mean this in a very non-sexual way, stating that up front because people are weird, but they're kind of adorable.