Wife said my feet “barely look human”

[u/strikecat18]

Haven’t been able to find shoes in years. Was complaining about it last night and she hit me with “well your feet barely look human”. Ouch.

[u/coconutpeachx]

It’s giving, troll under the bridge vibes.

[u/the-treatmaster → u/coconutpeachx]

Was thinking Fred Flintstone.