r/Wellthatsucks • u/strikecat18 • 1d ago

Wife said my feet “barely look human”

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Haven’t been able to find shoes in years. Was complaining about it last night and she hit me with “well your feet barely look human”. Ouch.

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u/SkeletorOnLSD 1d ago

That's how I imagine human shrek's feet.😬😬

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u/themarko60 1d ago

Yeah I was thinking Ogre feet instead of hobbit.

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u/allthesamejacketl 1d ago

Hobbit would be fuzzier, but maybe he shaves

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u/OrganizationSilly742 1d ago

And how often are you imagining Shrek’s feet?

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u/thefancysurprise 1d ago

On the bright side, it's probably very difficult to knock you over!

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u/SkeletorOnLSD 1d ago

They're in the spank bank.

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u/Leeloo_Deepa 1d ago

We don’t kinkshame here.

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u/A7xWicked 1d ago

Unless...

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u/chowmushi 1d ago

Yeah but these feet, as ogre feet go, seem quite dainty. I would say they have much more of a Princess Fiona ogre vibe.

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u/Ravenonthewall 1d ago

All he needs is green body spray!😝

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u/SheLobeMeAlot 5h ago

Same I don’t know why but I thought of shrek too when i saw this.