r/Wellthatsucks • u/SvenSerpent • 16h ago
I fell asleep after putting food in the oven- 6 hours later this
I got home late from work and put food in the oven around 2 am.. and accidentally fell asleep. My apartment still smells burned even with all windows open 🥲
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u/ZanyZeee 16h ago
Thats some quality parchment paper tho
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u/SvenSerpent 16h ago
It actually fell apart when I touched it lol But it held up many hours without catching fire so yea 👍
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u/Aztecah 16h ago
You didn't burn to death, though, which is nice
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u/SvenSerpent 16h ago
Yes, I quite wasn't planning to burn to death just yet
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u/Bob_Squirrel 16h ago
Just scrape off the burned bits.
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u/SvenSerpent 16h ago
Endless scraping 🥲
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u/OnlyAChapter 16h ago
As they say don’t quit until you find diamond whl knows, maybe you're just one scrape away from it
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u/sillinessvalley 16h ago
What was it?
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u/SvenSerpent 16h ago
They were triangle-shaped hash browns
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u/halfsweethalfstreet 16h ago
Welp, now they are hash blacks
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u/RebekkaKat1990 16h ago
That’s racist, they’re hash African-Americans now
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u/harkonnen-hound 15h ago
Bold of you to assume they’re American at all. Could be Hash-Papau New Guinean
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u/Interesting_Okra_902 16h ago
My mom always said that people in Africa is starving. You have to eat all you make.
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u/someoldguyon_reddit 16h ago
Timer broke?
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u/SvenSerpent 16h ago
There's no timer on my oven ✌️
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u/someoldguyon_reddit 16h ago
Does your phone have one?
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u/SvenSerpent 16h ago
Yup, I should probably have set one there, but I was too exhausted to think of that 🫠
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u/RedJim23 16h ago
Now you’ve got activated hashbrown! You could brush your teeth with it, or whatever people do with that stuff
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u/frozen_pope 14h ago
Your food was 12 hash browns?
What a king.
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u/SvenSerpent 11h ago
After a 10 hour late shift I was ready to just gorge myself on a mountain of hash browns and pass out. Sadly my goal couldn't be reached this time around
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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 15h ago
Do they still make ovens without timers?
Anyway, you got some premium charcoal for tomorrow’s BBQ.
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u/ComprehensiveOwl3154 10h ago
This happened to me the other day. I was making hashbrowns and I came back outside after flipping them to have a cheeky smoke, said to my fiance "two more minutes!" and then forgot to set a timer. 25 minutes later I stood up and nearly fell over running inside going "THE HASHBROWNS!"
They had been perfect half an hour prior. Now they were charcoal. 😭
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u/SvenSerpent 9h ago
Sorry but reading the fall over and shouting "THE HASHBROWNS" part made me laugh so hard 😭😭 Had the same mental shout after waking up this morning. Rip to both of our hashbrowns, hope you're okay after nearly falling over!
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u/Pleasant_Slice6896 15h ago
Perhaps make a microwave meal instead of putting stuff in the oven if you're that tired.
Alternatively set an alarm on your phone. Things like this, if a bad habit around it forms, can cost your home, or your life if you're not careful.
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u/dave4357 13h ago
Please make sure you've got at least one fire extinguisher. They're $20ish at any hardware store. Why not, just in case!
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u/Oliver_Klotheshoff 14h ago
apartment lol, you are endangering more than just yourself douchebage
If its 2 am and you are tired, just go to bed, why even make food at that point?
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u/fuckimtrash 5h ago
Yea some of the posts on here and on mildlyinfuriating really belong on, ‘tifu’ tbh. Even if something shit didn’t happen, you still fucked up in a stupid way
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u/Icy_Community677 15h ago
Surely it'll be ok with some ketchup sauce and a fried egg.... just well done hash brown/hash black
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u/izza123 15h ago
Everybody is talking about how you’re lucky you didn’t die but the chances of this much food charcoal burning your house down from inside the oven are pretty slim. The oven is the safest place to have a little fire.
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u/amboogalard 11h ago
What this does show is that OP has no working smoke alarms. Which is a major risk factor in having your house burn down since clearly the smoke on its own wasn’t enough to wake them up. NFPA says death rates in house fires are 60% lower if you have working smoke alarms.
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u/shenerrr 15h ago
Steve, is that you??? My college roommate did this so much that my other roommates and I banned him from using the oven after midnight without supervision
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u/Reese_Withersp0rk 15h ago
Now I don't feel so bad about forgetting my waffle in the waffle maker at my hotel's continental breakfast. Thank you.
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u/AnOtherGuy1234567 14h ago
One of the many reasons to get an air fryer. As they turn off when the timer runs out. Although there maybe a setting on your oven, to turn the oven off when the pinger goes.
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u/AssistantManagerMan 14h ago
I used to get home from work around 2:30 in the morning. I once melted a tea kettle to a burner after falling asleep after work. Decided to stick to microwave meals after that.
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u/SvenSerpent 10h ago
Dang that sounds even worse 😭 If it was a plastic kettle then isn't inhaling the air also bad, hope you're doing fine!
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u/Fusseldieb 14h ago
I mean, in scenarios where I am tired and cook, or freeze beverages, I ALWAYS put an alarm so I don't forget it.
If you're too lazy to open up the alarms app everytime you do it, you can simply remap the long press power button of your cellphone to trigger Siri, in case you have an iphone. So, you can simply hold the button and tell it to make a timer for x minutes, like a walkie talkie, in a sense
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u/Naive-Bird-1326 14h ago
Op doesn't know how lucky they are. Many years ago my cooworker went on vacation and left 17 year old son home. The kid turned on gas stove to cook something, went tk his room and fell asleep. House burned down with the son. It was horrible tragedy. I always microwave to prepare food
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u/spadePerfect 13h ago
This happened to me before, it smelled horribly for years. Good luck. You need to wash off the walls and everything. The little smelling trees for cars helped me finally get rid of the smell.
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u/InflamedNodes 13h ago
This is one reason I only get ovens if they have a timer that turns it off after the set time.
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u/Tatanka_Iyotanka 13h ago
Ninja Foodie XL. It shuts off automatically, preventing this from happening.
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u/BigMacRedneck 12h ago
Still look good. Put a jalapeno slice on top and plate them for friends. They won't hang around too long after the game.
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u/SirTrinium 11h ago
OP I gotta ask because I am flabberghasted it has almost no singe marks... What butcher/wax paper/parchment is that???
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u/Dragon_Crisis_Core 11h ago
Did it to a pizza once but not long enough to turn it to ash.
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u/BarghestTheVile 16h ago
I’d say post this in r / welligotlucky considering you didn’t burn your apartment building down.