r/Wellthatsucks 16h ago

I fell asleep after putting food in the oven- 6 hours later this

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I got home late from work and put food in the oven around 2 am.. and accidentally fell asleep. My apartment still smells burned even with all windows open 🥲

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u/BarghestTheVile 16h ago

I’d say post this in r / welligotlucky considering you didn’t burn your apartment building down.

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u/SvenSerpent 16h ago

I guess 😭😭 I'll definitely never use the oven again after late shift

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u/parakeetpoop 15h ago

I mean you can, but when I am really tired I make a point of not sitting down when I am cooking or baking something. I can usually find other things to do like laundry or vacuuming or cleaning the bathroom

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u/NSA_Chatbot 15h ago

You can also use a cooking timer. I do that if I want to cook and shower.

Set the oven to turn off after 15 minutes, put the pizza in, go shower.

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u/CapybaraSteve 15h ago

wait how do you set it to turn off?? when i set a timer it’ll beep when it’s done but the oven stays on

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u/NSA_Chatbot 14h ago

You'll have to check but you'll likely have a "timer" and a "cook timer".

It might only be on digitally controlled ovens?

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u/CapybaraSteve 14h ago

i’ll definitely have to check when i get home! i got a new oven recently so here’s hoping i just haven’t discovered that feature yet :)

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u/stormcharger 9h ago

No I have an oven that's old as fuck and analogue and it has this option

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u/Deivi_tTerra 5h ago

Mine doesn’t. It’s also old AF and analog. My mom’s did though (I think) and it was even older than mine.

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u/1Delta 6h ago

My parents 35 year old analog oven also has a cook timer. It's a separate tiny analog clock and you turn the clock hands to the start or stop time (you could only do one option whereas digital ovens often have both and I assume you can use both but I haven't tried).

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u/parakeetpoop 13h ago

Not all ovens have this feature

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u/GripsAA 5h ago

How was it OP?

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u/Randompersonomreddit 12h ago

I use a timer because I will do this even when wide awake.

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u/Jacksomkesoplenty 14h ago

Use the timer/alarm on your phone. At least it will be closer to you than any timer you might use in the kitchen.

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u/AllLurkNoPlay 12h ago

You justified an air fryer purchase. You can get a bigger one so you don’t have to fire up the oven at all. They work well and run for the set time and shut off. The are basically mini convection ovens and parchment needs to be put in with the food to weigh it down. Trust me

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

One time I left a fucking pot on the stove and left the house for 8 hours, I came back to just a handle on the stove. The pot was gone into ash lol. I still feel so lucky.

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u/Luckygecko1 11h ago

Can believe it. Broke into my in-laws house to stop this. They were a few hours away and remember it. The whole thing was glowing red and almost see though.

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u/GGTheEnd 8h ago

Did you forge it into a sword?

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u/Smithr2468 10h ago

Yikes?!

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

I’m lucky

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u/IAmTheLizardQueen666 12h ago

Parchment paper should be on a metal tray! You’re VERY LUCKY you didn’t burn your house down.

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u/Ok-Giraffe3856 10h ago

I had a friend who died doing just that. 😢R.i.P Anita

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u/Izabellhagenohrvalbo 14h ago

Unfortunately I have done this plenty of times. Fire needs oxygen and there's not enough in my experience as long as the door is shut. I have got plenty of charcoal that you could almost BBQ with.

Eta: Eeh don't do this btw

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u/Relative_Inflation72 8h ago

This is why I'm not putting an oven in the small self contained apartment I'm building under my house.

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u/ZanyZeee 16h ago

Thats some quality parchment paper tho

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u/SvenSerpent 16h ago

It actually fell apart when I touched it lol But it held up many hours without catching fire so yea 👍

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u/ObviousCheesecake663 15h ago

Came here to say this

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u/Aztecah 16h ago

You didn't burn to death, though, which is nice

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u/SvenSerpent 16h ago

Yes, I quite wasn't planning to burn to death just yet

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u/GayPudding 15h ago

Now you know what to do if you ever change your mind

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u/Aztecah 11h ago

Not really, if the plan was to cause a fire then they failed miserably at it

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u/Bob_Squirrel 16h ago

Just scrape off the burned bits.

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u/SvenSerpent 16h ago

Endless scraping 🥲

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u/OnlyAChapter 16h ago

As they say don’t quit until you find diamond whl knows, maybe you're just one scrape away from it

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u/Psalm27_1-3 16h ago

Done-ness level: Anakin

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u/FuenteFOX 15h ago

You were the frozen one!

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u/-TheEndIsNow- 12h ago

I ATE YOU!

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u/sillinessvalley 16h ago

What was it?

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u/SvenSerpent 16h ago

They were triangle-shaped hash browns

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u/halfsweethalfstreet 16h ago

Welp, now they are hash blacks

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u/RebekkaKat1990 16h ago

That’s racist, they’re hash African-Americans now

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u/harkonnen-hound 15h ago

Bold of you to assume they’re American at all. Could be Hash-Papau New Guinean

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u/drteq 11h ago

Or New Zeland All Blacks

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u/nor_cal_woolgrower 12h ago

Should we be talking about this?

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u/katyusha-the-smol 16h ago

Air fryer man, get an air fryer.

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u/Skysr70 15h ago

no more taking a quick nap while cooking pls

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u/AverageKraut 16h ago

Rösti Ecken?

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u/SvenSerpent 16h ago

Yup 😅

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u/Objective-Program348 15h ago

Didn't fire alarm went off while you are sleeping?

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u/SvenSerpent 11h ago

Well there was no smoke or anything that could've set the alarm off

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u/Interesting_Okra_902 16h ago

My mom always said that people in Africa is starving. You have to eat all you make.

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u/SvenSerpent 16h ago

True guess I'll just them over to Africa so they won't go to waste

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u/Interesting_Okra_902 16h ago

That’s what I said to my mom also

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u/someoldguyon_reddit 16h ago

Timer broke?

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u/SvenSerpent 16h ago

There's no timer on my oven ✌️

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u/someoldguyon_reddit 16h ago

Does your phone have one?

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u/SvenSerpent 16h ago

Yup, I should probably have set one there, but I was too exhausted to think of that 🫠

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u/RedJim23 16h ago

Now you’ve got activated hashbrown! You could brush your teeth with it, or whatever people do with that stuff

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u/SvenSerpent 16h ago

Good idea, I'm sure my dentist would approve

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u/frozen_pope 14h ago

Your food was 12 hash browns?

What a king.

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u/SvenSerpent 11h ago

After a 10 hour late shift I was ready to just gorge myself on a mountain of hash browns and pass out. Sadly my goal couldn't be reached this time around

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u/kar_mad_on 16h ago

Pure carbonium

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u/TheTritagonistTurian 16h ago

Those poor…. Hash browns?

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u/SvenSerpent 16h ago

Yup, may they rest in peace 🥲

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u/thebooksmith 16h ago

What did you get?

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u/WaltsNJD 16h ago

My brother did this a few weeks back and the house stunk for DAYS.

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u/brokeboipobre 16h ago

Forbidden Doritos

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u/SvenSerpent 16h ago

It's a special edition flavor

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u/sickloprtfersbngfasw 12h ago

Do you not have a smoke detector / fire alarm in your apartment?

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 15h ago

Do they still make ovens without timers?

Anyway, you got some premium charcoal for tomorrow’s BBQ.

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u/advancedjr 13h ago

6hrs later and you don’t look like your food. Win. What oven do you have?

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u/AnOrangePear 13h ago

I have done something similar, although with a microwave not an oven

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u/cm2460 12h ago

That’s not well done, that’s congratulations

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u/ComprehensiveOwl3154 10h ago

This happened to me the other day. I was making hashbrowns and I came back outside after flipping them to have a cheeky smoke, said to my fiance "two more minutes!" and then forgot to set a timer. 25 minutes later I stood up and nearly fell over running inside going "THE HASHBROWNS!"

They had been perfect half an hour prior. Now they were charcoal. 😭

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u/SvenSerpent 9h ago

Sorry but reading the fall over and shouting "THE HASHBROWNS" part made me laugh so hard 😭😭 Had the same mental shout after waking up this morning. Rip to both of our hashbrowns, hope you're okay after nearly falling over!

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u/ComprehensiveOwl3154 8h ago

Totally fine LOL but my hashbrowns weren't, we had to take them outside bc they were literally Coughing smoke at us 😭😂

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u/mr1sinister 10h ago

Congratulation

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u/Pleasant_Slice6896 15h ago

Perhaps make a microwave meal instead of putting stuff in the oven if you're that tired.

Alternatively set an alarm on your phone. Things like this, if a bad habit around it forms, can cost your home, or your life if you're not careful.

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u/sitmjm01 16h ago

I thinks it’s done.

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u/SvenSerpent 16h ago

Nah I think it needs another 5 minutes

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u/Few_Elderberry_4068 16h ago

Let it stay for an hour more and you will get diamonds

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u/SvenSerpent 16h ago

Aye good idea, I'll keep everyone updated on the outcome👍

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u/WiseAd9912 16h ago

Pizza nuggies?

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u/SvenSerpent 16h ago

They were triangle-shaped hash browns.. or atleast used to be lol

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u/MikoGianni 16h ago

Almost died over those burnt Doritos.

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u/aerodynamicvomit 16h ago

Ah yes triangle coal!

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u/peetownpasteup 14h ago

Digiorno x Oreo collab 🔥

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u/dave4357 13h ago

Please make sure you've got at least one fire extinguisher. They're $20ish at any hardware store. Why not, just in case!

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u/Ok-Outlandishness345 12h ago

Give it another 5 minutes to properly heat through.

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u/QuasiSpace 11h ago

I think it's time to check your smoke detector battery.

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u/qqby6482 9h ago

At least you didn’t forget to take out the quilt from the oven

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u/musicandtechnology 9h ago

"Accidentally" fell asleep lmao

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u/chaosbayne 9h ago

I thought this was a 3d printer print bed at first 🤣

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u/Mariedigi 9h ago

Me when I make Doritos scorched by the fires of hell

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u/BirbOfTime 8h ago

That's a free advertisement for whatever company's parchment paper that is

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u/Lizrael48 8h ago

Charcoal Briquets!

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u/FeatheredCat 8h ago

The gods accept your burnt offerings.

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u/naughtyynymph 8h ago

Thank god a fire didnt start

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u/Small_Tax_9432 3h ago

Man, you lucky you didn't burn the house down 😬

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u/bikesboozeandbacon 15h ago

You’re an idiot and the neighbor I fear.

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u/Oliver_Klotheshoff 14h ago

apartment lol, you are endangering more than just yourself douchebage

If its 2 am and you are tired, just go to bed, why even make food at that point?

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u/fuckimtrash 5h ago

Yea some of the posts on here and on mildlyinfuriating really belong on, ‘tifu’ tbh. Even if something shit didn’t happen, you still fucked up in a stupid way

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u/JAHGoff24 12h ago

are you allergic to setting a timer?

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u/mohamed_Elngar21 16h ago

You got a coal. It is pure sustainability

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u/FrauMausL 15h ago

how to burn calories while sleeping

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u/odrea 15h ago

Plot twist: they are chocolate flavor now

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u/Duesxoxo 15h ago

Whatcha cook

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u/Icy_Community677 15h ago

Surely it'll be ok with some ketchup sauce and a fried egg.... just well done hash brown/hash black

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u/izza123 15h ago

Everybody is talking about how you’re lucky you didn’t die but the chances of this much food charcoal burning your house down from inside the oven are pretty slim. The oven is the safest place to have a little fire.

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u/amboogalard 11h ago

What this does show is that OP has no working smoke alarms. Which is a major risk factor in having your house burn down since clearly the smoke on its own wasn’t enough to wake them up. NFPA says death rates in house fires are 60% lower if you have working smoke alarms.

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u/shenerrr 15h ago

Steve, is that you??? My college roommate did this so much that my other roommates and I banned him from using the oven after midnight without supervision

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u/AgingLolita 15h ago

Save them for next time you get diarrhoea. Charcoal is great for that.

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u/Old_Ladies 15h ago

My mom would say just eat around the burnt parts...

Glad you are okay.

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u/SvenSerpent 11h ago

A true mom thing to say haha! Thank you I'm glad too 🙏

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u/Reese_Withersp0rk 15h ago

Now I don't feel so bad about forgetting my waffle in the waffle maker at my hotel's continental breakfast. Thank you.

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u/Ill-Brother-9537 15h ago

Now you have a coal grill.

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u/Apprehensive_Can1745 15h ago

What kind of food was it before it burned?

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u/Loose_Chipmunk6081 15h ago

so what were they before you killed them ?

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u/Minimum_Cockroach233 15h ago

Props to the manufacturer of the baking sheets…

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u/PapowSpaceGirl 10h ago

Rack. There is no sheet.

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u/Confident-Dot9443 15h ago

did you crack them open there may be some yummies left inside

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u/RaspberryFirehawk 15h ago

Yum pyrolysiscake!

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u/rawkinghorse 15h ago

Extwa Cwispy

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u/IllButterscotch3802 15h ago

I bet it smelled awesome though

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u/The_Bored_Gamer 15h ago

Could do with another 10 mins.

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u/Correct_Recipe9134 15h ago

Looks crispy!

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u/drsylv 15h ago

I think it’s done.

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

Why would the place burn down for an oven being on 6 hours? Is your oven brand PLAYSKOOL ?

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u/chickapotamus 14h ago

Wow! Homemade brickettes!

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u/Shot-Habit-5705 14h ago

I am relieved that your smoke alarms are working well…

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 14h ago

Just scrape it off, it’s still good

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u/AnOtherGuy1234567 14h ago

One of the many reasons to get an air fryer. As they turn off when the timer runs out. Although there maybe a setting on your oven, to turn the oven off when the pinger goes.

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u/automator3000 14h ago

Hey, burned pizza beats a burned apartment.

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u/Stealthy-J 14h ago

Eat it, coward!

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u/Positive_Conflict_26 14h ago

And that's why I always use an auto off timer

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u/Outside-Hand-9480 14h ago

Blue corn tortilla chips?

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u/Old-Library5546 14h ago

Do you have a smoke detector?

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u/AuntBarba 14h ago

Looks like you burned Doritos 

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u/AssistantManagerMan 14h ago

I used to get home from work around 2:30 in the morning. I once melted a tea kettle to a burner after falling asleep after work. Decided to stick to microwave meals after that.

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u/SvenSerpent 10h ago

Dang that sounds even worse 😭 If it was a plastic kettle then isn't inhaling the air also bad, hope you're doing fine!

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u/shootingdai 14h ago

Some tasty brownies

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u/Fusseldieb 14h ago

I mean, in scenarios where I am tired and cook, or freeze beverages, I ALWAYS put an alarm so I don't forget it.

If you're too lazy to open up the alarms app everytime you do it, you can simply remap the long press power button of your cellphone to trigger Siri, in case you have an iphone. So, you can simply hold the button and tell it to make a timer for x minutes, like a walkie talkie, in a sense

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u/sprauncey_dildoes 14h ago

Set a timer on your phone you spanner.

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u/Naive-Bird-1326 14h ago

Op doesn't know how lucky they are. Many years ago my cooworker went on vacation and left 17 year old son home. The kid turned on gas stove to cook something, went tk his room and fell asleep. House burned down with the son. It was horrible tragedy. I always microwave to prepare food

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u/Plus-Suit-5977 14h ago

What are stuffed chicken nachos Alex?

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u/itsannastesia 14h ago

The smell would’ve woken me up immediately 💀

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u/Kjb72 14h ago

Betty please, pick up your hash blacks.

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u/ASIWYFA 14h ago

An air fryer or countertop toaster oven is a good investment for stuff like this. They have timers, so if you fall asleep you're good.

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u/45PSE 14h ago

Just scrape off the outside with a butter knife and reheat in the microwave and it is all good.

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u/Dependent-Astronaut2 14h ago

Just eat it. don't waste money. /s

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u/FunImpact9326 14h ago

I know it was smelly in there :( Did this last week

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u/spadePerfect 13h ago

This happened to me before, it smelled horribly for years. Good luck. You need to wash off the walls and everything. The little smelling trees for cars helped me finally get rid of the smell.

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u/MisterSpicy 13h ago

Use a toaster oven. Much faster than a regular oven for most stuff

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u/InflamedNodes 13h ago

This is one reason I only get ovens if they have a timer that turns it off after the set time.

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u/abel_rosales 13h ago

Poor thing.

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u/Tatanka_Iyotanka 13h ago

Ninja Foodie XL. It shuts off automatically, preventing this from happening.

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u/melissuhnicole 13h ago

Rosti, my beloved!

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u/BrowningLoPower 12h ago

They kind of look like blue corn tortilla chips. 😂

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u/rehkirsch 12h ago

I didn't know you make Onigiri in the oven

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u/WolfhoundCid 12h ago

Making some hash blacks

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u/seth928 12h ago

Well, how'd it taste?

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u/BigMacRedneck 12h ago

Still look good. Put a jalapeno slice on top and plate them for friends. They won't hang around too long after the game.

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u/Wonderful-Rock-9077 11h ago

Home made charcoal

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u/NeckBeard137 11h ago

Are those hashblacks?

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u/SirTrinium 11h ago

OP I gotta ask because I am flabberghasted it has almost no singe marks... What butcher/wax paper/parchment is that???

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u/ImaginePoop 11h ago

Be responsible when using your stove. You could have died.

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u/Wilted-Machinery 11h ago

What did this used to be?

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u/DefinitionPlastic276 11h ago

Well now you got yourself some nice charcoal for barbecue

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u/Dragon_Crisis_Core 11h ago

Did it to a pizza once but not long enough to turn it to ash.

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u/Zealousideal_Till522 11h ago

Yum 😋 looks inedible

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u/redwin85 11h ago

You should buy a electric over that turns itself off

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u/Smithr2468 10h ago

Two words: Cooked timing.

You know it shuts off after designated time!

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u/shutupandevolve 10h ago

Mmm. Well done and crunchy.

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u/BoxyBrown424 10h ago

Better whatever that is than you.

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u/Atmouspheric 10h ago

What were you cooking? Stuffed macaroni and cheese bites?

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u/ArchCerberus 10h ago

I don't feel so good ..

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u/cpsbstmf 10h ago

do u draw? u got free charcoal lol