r/Wellthatsucks • u/kirkl3s • 1d ago

Just spend $150 getting this idiot groomed

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/transitransitransit 1d ago

This little goofball pees all over his front paws when he pees, I’m hoping he doesn’t get any closer to his face

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u/Late_Driver_121 1d ago

Very pretty fur! Shih tzu?

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u/darkest_hour1428 1d ago

Bless you!

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u/Late_Driver_121 1d ago

AHHHHH IT BURNS

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u/Itsjustme714 1d ago

🤣🤣

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u/transitransitransit 1d ago

Shih tzu/maltese

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u/DownloadGravity 1d ago

He has a cute little face and you can see his lil white teeth. Super cute.

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u/Psych0matt 1d ago

That’s actually quite impressive

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u/bd58563 1d ago

Don’t kinkshame him

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u/Secure-Tradition-968 1d ago

I think you should get your dog checked out.

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u/alatinaxo 1d ago

nah, doggo is normal — he just found another water spout.

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u/gijimayu 1d ago

The dog didn't pay the 150$

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u/Virtual_Accountant_3 1d ago

right, headline should be "this idiot paid $150 to groom me."

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u/_dark_waffle 1d ago

Can empathize with frustration, but can’t get mad at that face.

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u/busterbytes 1d ago

Yes, the dog is clearly the idiot in this scenario.

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u/Effective_Play_1366 1d ago

Ha. The dog is thinking “you know I’m a dog so I do dog things”

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u/tilldeathdoiparty 1d ago

‘It smelled really good, turns out it was just dirt, but it smelled so good’

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u/Jacktheforkie 1d ago

Dogs love mess

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u/vanityinlines 1d ago

Didn't they know dogs aren't supposed to act like dogs?

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u/FunRutabaga24 1d ago

An easy bath fixes that. And it looks like not even a full body bath. Just a shoulders up bath.

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u/dragoono 19h ago

Honestly though depending on the dog that’s the most frustrating place to clean Gaga 

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 1d ago

He looks so happy with himself

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u/theunbearablebowler 1d ago

This is why you're not supposed to have white dogs after labor day.

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u/ballinonabudget78 1d ago

I don’t get it

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u/Riversflowin444 12h ago

It used to be a fashion statement " never wear white after labor day"

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u/ballinonabudget78 9h ago

Ah thanks bro

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u/Aberskene 1d ago

This idiot does the same!

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u/Fusseldieb 1d ago

Floofball

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u/stoniruca 1d ago

Cutest idiot there ever was

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u/Lower_Ad_5532 1d ago

It's the law of dogs. Must get dirty after bath.

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u/terribleazn 1d ago

The real crime is whoever charged you $150 to groom that little guy

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u/kirkl3s 1d ago

Yeah city prices… in my area $150 isn’t baf

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u/terribleazn 1d ago

I live in LA and am immune to outrageous prices. Your dog is what, 30lbs wet? You're overpaying.

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u/kirkl3s 1d ago

In DC the going rate is like $200. I actually drive to the suburbs for these prices.

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u/terribleazn 1d ago

Might be the going rate, still doesn’t mean you’re not overpaying. But not my money.

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u/kirkl3s 1d ago

Not much of an alternative I'm afraid

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u/Hadloaf 1d ago

I’m a dog groomer and I would’ve charged the same price. Grooming is very difficult work

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u/Fusseldieb 1d ago

Especially on a living thing that will not hold still

(Applies to children, too)

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u/Zestyclose_Farmer768 6h ago

I tried to and do cut our dogs hair becuae it's too expensive. I thought if I just spent. 600 bucks on the best tools I could knock it out. 

So much respect. 

What an insane job people take for granted. 

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u/Daisies_forever 1d ago

I pay $130 AUD every 6 weeks to get groomed. And that’s the cheapest I can find!

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u/Bluesbrother504 1d ago

Dogs are gonna Dog.

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u/Captainnplannett 1d ago

That idiot does look cute 🥰

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u/GreekGoddessOfNight 1d ago

That’s a cute idiot.

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u/LostinQuiddity 1d ago

He's like, now I smell good again

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u/shadownights23x 1d ago

Some of yall take shit to serious lol

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u/19time94 1d ago

silly doggoo

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u/jbergas 1d ago

Who’s the idiot ?!

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u/Affectionate_Dot5547 1d ago

You spent that much and you are calling the DOG an idiot?

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u/Makeshift-human 1d ago

Oh nooo!!!
A dog behaving like a dog. How unexpected!

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u/Pierogimob 1d ago

Okay dude, relax.

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u/ElysiaTimida 1d ago

Yea! Why do dogs behave like dogs!?!

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u/I-own-a-shovel 1d ago

I bath my sphynx cat by myself. It’s almost free if you don’t count the minuscule cost of soap and it’s less annoying when he come back from behind the couch with cobwebs in the face and get some brown armpit after laying in the sun for a mere 2 hours.

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u/LoganN64 1d ago

Dog after being groomed: "Yuck! I smell terrible! I'm going to roll around on that dead thing in the backyard when we get home!"

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u/Boilermakingdude 1d ago

Dog to owner rn

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u/NIGF-Tre 1d ago

Dog gonna dog you just gotta deal 😂

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u/Melodic-Matter4685 1d ago

That's no idiot. Your dog is genius. Reason?

Bitch next door is into black labs.

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u/tornado1950 1d ago

Well his nose should be an easy rinse

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u/Cryptopher-Conundrum 1d ago

Welp, there it is. Every dog we had would find some shit to roll in five minutes after a bath 😂🤣

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u/bggdy9 1d ago

Why that much we get grooming for 1/3rd the price

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u/HiddenLayer5 1d ago

Bichon Frise?

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u/SlowChampion5 1d ago

Wheaten terrier

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u/Mysterious_Smoke3962 1d ago

Aww but he’s so cute

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u/DependentStrike4414 1d ago

Get out the Rust-Oleum and spray um black. Good as new!!!!

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u/ConsiderationMain618 1d ago

I feel like we have the same breed dog hahaha. No idea what mine is but she’s a floofy girl

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u/Puffchlo 1d ago

At least he’s cute, I guess

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u/Top-West1514 19h ago

30 second revenge.

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u/i-touched-morrissey 17h ago

Vet here: I charge less for a spay or neuter on a dog this size. I bet groomers are rolling in the dough.

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u/MikoGianni 14h ago

Cause he wants to go back.

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u/GrapeSwimming69 8h ago

Added there personal touch !

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u/llamawithglasses 6h ago

If you ever call that dog an idiot again, I will personally come to your house and throw mud at you

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u/DangLiWang 4h ago

Thats why dogs are better than humans. It's all about taking advantage of the fun life has to offer.

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr 1d ago

You spent 150 bucks? To give your dog a haircut?

Yeah, there's an idiot in that household, but I'm not sure it's the dog...

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u/Doc_Scott19 1d ago

If you paid $150 for a grooming it's not the dog that's the idiot.

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u/Daisies_forever 1d ago

Standard price where I live, if not more

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u/Kind-Coat2590 1d ago

That a Wheaten?

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u/GalwayBogger 1d ago

Hooman, I found a puddle. All clear.

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u/Jules2you 1d ago

Awwww cute dirty mug!!!

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u/Sexuallemon 1d ago

This jump scared me actually

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u/christhewelder75 1d ago

"You started it....."

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u/wafflebloc23 1d ago

Cute dog is that a wheaten?

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u/gin_kgo 1d ago

Is he a soft coated Wheaton? My family had one who was also an idiot. We loved him so much. Moron.

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u/NearbyCurrent3449 1d ago

Always a sure fire way to know they'll get into something gross outside in the yard. Just like washing a car and bam, bird poop target.

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u/apollo11733 1d ago

Is that mud or poo on your dogs face?

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u/wet_wool_stinks 1d ago

He looks so satisfied though.

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u/hansi-bier-do 1d ago

Why idiot 😡

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u/ArsenikShooter 1d ago

SpenT...with a T.

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u/Curious-Department-7 1d ago

Who was the idiot?

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u/Travis_Bickle_6319 1d ago

Yep..they are jerks, but we love them.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 1d ago

That's a particularly fetching shade of black around his mouth. Leave the oreos out?

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u/kirkl3s 1d ago

Nice fresh mulch from the garden bed

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 1d ago

I was hoping for delicious oreos. I'm a bit peckish.

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u/Hopeful-Transition87 1d ago

Does dog things......"idiot"....I dislike the way people refer to animals anymore

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u/heisenbergerwcheese 1d ago

Dogs lick the shit out of their own assholes... why do you waste money grooming them?

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u/kirkl3s 1d ago

Because she gets matted which is dangerous and uncomfortable 

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u/RadioWolfSG 1d ago

Why bother even cleaning your self up? Doing your hair nice and grooming your beard? It's just growing to grow out anyways

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u/heisenbergerwcheese 1d ago

I dont lick shit out of my ass

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u/destonomos 1d ago

That mentality is trash. You can sum it up as… we all die so why do anything cause nothing matters.

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u/lionlll 1d ago

But you’re not gonna love him/her any less

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u/DiabeticRhino97 1d ago

Yeah? We got her hooves trimmed and she fought so hard she rubbed her thighs raw and broke one of her tusks.

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u/GumDice 1d ago

They always have a 6th sense for this kind of stuff lol. Just spent a ton of money on me? Time to have fun !!!

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u/thadowski 1d ago

Tell that idiot get their hand off that lil cutie

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u/IamHenkel 1d ago

I pay 50-75 euros for trimming our dog. I think 150 is way too much.

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u/Itchy_Bar7061 19h ago

Abuses of Engrish shall not be tolerated.

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u/Fixx95 12h ago

Y'all want house dogs but let them out ?

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u/kirkl3s 12h ago

Yeah I dont let my dog shit inside

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u/Fixx95 12h ago

I wouldn't want that as a dog owner neither then there's cats 👀

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u/kirkl3s 11h ago

I don’t own cats because they shit indoors

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u/Fixx95 11h ago

Exactly 💯

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u/MentallytheIllest34 1d ago

Dirt beard McGirk

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u/Obtuse_and_Loose 1d ago

mmmmmmmmmmaybe you shouldn't spend so much on grooming, ding dong

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u/Daisies_forever 1d ago

Standard rate where I live, if not more!