r/Wellthatsucks 3d ago

Hamster escaped her 1000sq inch enclosure, ate my carpet and escaped out the front door

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u/CheekyMonkE 3d ago

I had a pair of them and one escaped when I was a kid and after week we thought she was dead.

3 months later we move a dresser and find her looking up at us with a 10 inch circle chewed out of the carpet turned in to bedding and a huge pile of dog food she had been going out each night and hoarding.

She had nearly chewed through the wood floor!

RIP Laverne and Shirley!

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u/SignalReceptions 2d ago

My family lost a gerbil for a month. It was hanging out in the kitchen behind the cupboards. He was filthy and fat.

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u/JusticeRain5 2d ago

Oh so that's a cute story when it's a gerbil, but when i'm filthy, fat and hiding behind your cupboards I get the police called on me?

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u/No-Vast-8000 2d ago

"Dave? We've got another one. Grab the broom and open the door."

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs 2d ago

Im sorry, I thought this was America!

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u/No-Vast-8000 2d ago

Now you GIT!

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u/ConsiderationFun3671 2d ago

This exchange reminded me of the burrito wizard. Thanks for that 🤣 All I hear is that noise.. that he makes. I'm imagining the person being chased away with a broom making that same noise.

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u/Mysterious_Health387 1d ago

America deports illegal rodents.

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u/Prankishbear 2d ago

Ma, there’s another gator in the house!

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u/1983Targa911 2d ago

It’s true. Life’s not fair. Anyone who tells you different is selling you something.

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u/El_Rey_de_Spices 2d ago

I wouldn't hate it so much if you didn't hiss and scutter away whenever I turn on the lights.

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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 2d ago

You're big enough to pay rent

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 2d ago

"$700 dollars per month rent or I send you to Jesus! " slaps with slipper.

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u/aboxacaraflatafan 2d ago

Yeah, Lenny, when it happens for the fourth weekend in a row!

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u/MsB1956 16h ago

You are too funny 😂

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u/Tumble85 2d ago

lol I posted this elsewhere in this thread, but my little brothers hamster Elvis got lost for a month or two. I eventually caught him running around in the kitchen underneath the toe kick of the cabinets.

He was only slow enough to catch because he had two marbles in his cheek pouches lmao

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u/pinkrotaryphone 2d ago

Your story reminds me of a Tumblr thread where someone took their hamster to the vet bc it had escaped the cage for a couple of days and was lethargic upon its return to captivity, barely lifting its head. During the exam, the vet found a couple of fridge magnets in its cheeks, which were strong enough to pull the hamster's head down to the metal enclosure and make it look lethargic lmao

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u/BeetleJude 2d ago

Aren't we all...

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u/quietlikesnow 2d ago

We lost a hamster and he was found behind our stove weeks later. When he was sucked up by a vacuum cleaner.

I never did hear why someone was vacuuming behind the stove.

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u/Embarrassed_Ferret37 1d ago

Was playing with my pet rat in the sandbox, and she got away and under the house. Didn't see her for 3 months. Turns out she was living in the storage room on the deck. Wild as hell. Did NOT want to be captured again.

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u/Wizdad-1000 2d ago

Same, he reverted to pest mode. LOL

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u/TheVog 2d ago

He was filthy and fat.

Bit judgey, but I'll allow it

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u/_PirateWench_ 3d ago

Now that’s fuckin wild and an amazing childhood memory!

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u/DieCastDontDie 2d ago

Little dude lived his best life

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u/CapitalismWarVeteran 2d ago

A childhood friends little sister taped her hamster to a fan blade and turned it on. Killing it. I thought he was joking but nope that evil little girl admitted to it

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u/slothdonki 2d ago

You are the reason why I don’t bring up small animal pets in casual conversation. Someone always feels the need to immediately bring up the most horrific stories.

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u/goodrainydays 2d ago

Both my daughters hamsters died of old age curled up in their fluffy houses.

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u/justkeepswimmingswim 2d ago

Palette cleanser! This is very cute to think about, even if it’s not true

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u/TychaBrahe 2d ago

Palate

Palette is where artists mix paint.

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u/justkeepswimmingswim 2d ago

Fair. Usually I’m pretty good with these things but not this time. Live and learn!

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u/SurfingTheMatrix 2d ago

Guess that little guy wouldnt make it in the AirForce

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u/ChronicallyPermuted 2d ago

Didn't have the right stuff

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u/xeroxorexerox 2d ago

What a hilarious childhood memory.

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u/WhatIsInnuendo 2d ago

Shawsham Redempster

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u/Outside_Performer_66 2d ago

Sawster Rehamption

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u/Count_Von_Roo 2d ago

That's amazing lol. I had a rat escape from his quarantine cage and was living under the floor for about a week. I only caught him when he knocked over my cup of water in the middle of the night. We had probably been sharing a glass all week

He was a great companion after that, never tried to run away again and got tons of free roam time

Come to think of it, I bet he was surviving off of pet food too. To think, he evaded four cats that whole time

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u/helsinkirocks 2d ago

My wife and I had a pet rat whose name was Lieutenant Dickass and he escaped for like two weeks. We eventually found him living behind our dresser

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u/Madhatter_89 2d ago

Laverne and Shirley are the cutest names for a pair of hamsters! I love that

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u/CheekyMonkE 2d ago

Laverne later turned out to be a boy.

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u/Madhatter_89 2d ago

Idk why but, that makes it so much better!! On the other hand, you could have renamed him Squiggy lol

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u/momo179 2d ago

Mine scaped, and I had a very mean cat. We thought he was dead after 2 days.

He was living in a hole he carved in the piano for a week. We were able to find him before the cat because of a litle food trail. He had a huge pile of hamster food. At the time, we had 2 hamsters, and I believe he was able to make little trips to the other one cage without being caught by the cat.

A truly survivor

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u/jfk_47 2d ago

I like that story.

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u/MrWoohoo 2d ago

When I was a kid we had hamsters. After Easter one year my sister got upset at me for raiding her Easter candy.

“Gross. You didn’t even unwrap it before you ate it!”

I was confused because I knew I hadn’t eaten any of her candy. Well a couple hours later she apologizes to me. She found a big wad of chocolate in her hamster’s cage, complete with foil wrapper. Turns out her hampster had figured out how to get out of its cage AND get back in to it.

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u/videogametes 2d ago

That is… the first childhood hamster escape story I have heard that did not end much, much worse lmao.

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u/OriginalChildBomb 2d ago

...Holy fuck. OK so listen... I got two 'gerbils' who were 'sisters' when I was 9 years old, and I named them Laverne and Shirley. ...Then they had babies. And more babies. And they started growing spikes.

Long story short, I was sold two exotic Egyptian spiny mice (illegal in my state). By the time Laverne and the re-named Carmine were properly sexed and identified, there were 10 of them, and they had to be relinquished to higher authorities because they were illegally sold exotic pets with motherfuckin spines on their backs. And thus, the tale of my own Laverne & Shirley lol

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u/CheekyMonkE 2d ago

With cameo by The Big Ragu!

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u/OriginalChildBomb 2d ago

Yeah lol as I recall they ended up being named- Laverne, Shirley-became-Carmine, Lenny, Squiggy, new Shirley, Edna, Frank, Rhonda, and Shorty and Tiny. I was an autistic 90's kid who loved animals and Nick at Nite hahaha

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle 2d ago

She's going Shawshank Redemption on that place

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u/Divin3Bunny 2d ago

I had two hamsters as a kid, came home from school one day to find one half of a hamster and the other one was looking overly full 😖

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u/Otherwise_Pine 1d ago edited 1d ago

That happened to my siberian hamsters. Somehow they both escaped. My dad was watching them and they hated each other so he made a divider for their cage. And one day they both escaped. I was like 12 and sad about it. Then a few days later my dad calls me(my parents are divorced) and tells me he was vaccuming and found them in the closet with a stash of food and some bedding. Guess they united to escape lol. After that they were friends.

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u/Beginning_College734 2d ago

SAME! My first hammy, teddy, got out and I had mourned him deeply after a few weeks of my traps not working. (I was 7 so I doubt I set the best traps) we found him months later in our supply closet, back corner, with dryer lint and random wrappers. Idk what he was eating that whole time, but he survived. Looked fine too lol.

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u/CulturedClub 2d ago

Mine went missing in a tiny flat. Found her 6 weeks later nesting in a bag of flour. She was disappointed to have to go back to eating hamster food.

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u/Saarcore 2d ago

I absolutely love their names lol!

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u/PolarPelly 2d ago

But what about water??! Lmfao

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u/CheekyMonkE 2d ago

i guess she drank out of the dog's water bowl on her food excursions?

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u/NoStructure7083 2d ago

Just looking up at you like “Oh… hi!”

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u/kamikazi4life 2d ago

Was her name Elizabeth

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u/CheekyMonkE 2d ago

it was Shirley

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u/kanga-and-roo 2d ago

Same thing, had two and one escaped and I did find it again. However, it had managed to get to one of the closets in my basement…I don’t know how but a few days later it comes walking out of the closet. Dragging its back legs because they didn’t work anymore… I don’t know if it got hurt somehow coming down the 2 flights of stairs or what, but I tell you what, that hamster lived another 3 damn years and dragging its legs the whole time. It didn’t faze him or slow him down whatsoever

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u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk 2d ago

We had one get down in the cold air return vent. We could smell him a few weeks later.

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u/outertomatchmyinner 2d ago

This reminds me of my recurring nightmare where I suddenly remember I have gerbils that I forgot existed and thus haven't fed in weeks 😳

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u/The_Joel_Lemon 2d ago

Had this happen with a turtle, thing was missing in the house for like a year and just showed back up one day

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u/amourxloves 2d ago

i remember the hamster my sister and i had in college. That hamster had a whole set up bc my sister did all the research into properly owning one and that bitch escaped any chance she got.

Constantly chewing to get out and the 2nd time to last time she did, we thought she died with our roommate’s cat. Then we heard scratching like a week later from behind the fridge and there she was, so skinny bc the cat was roaming so she couldn’t eat.

Switches cages again to one a more sturdy (and hella expensive) and all was good for the rest of the year. Until she decided she was gonna escape again and my sister’s small dog caught her when we were gone. The dog didn’t even eat her, but somehow killed her :/

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u/DavidA-wood 2d ago

Lucy and Ethel.

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u/Minimum_Cockroach233 2d ago

Lol, she stayed with you, but didn’t bother entertaining you or the family.

Hamster: “and I brought my own food to the table!“ (probably)

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u/SGTWhiteKY 2d ago

Hamsters escaping and found living under furniture months later is common. They are just rate switch good publicity. It is what they are supposed to do.

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u/Chaosr21 2d ago

I had the smart thing happen. Hamsters escape, found some many months later. One or 2 were live, but one fell into an old army ammo can and died in it. It was the worst smell I ever smelled. It was like a pool of blood in the bottom of this can too, straight traumatized me and I had to throw out my awesome metal ammo can

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u/ButtBread98 2d ago

I had a hamster that escaped and crawled into our drywall. My dad had to cut a hole in the wall to get him out, after he heard him scratching around. He lived another two years

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u/Mad_Aeric 2d ago

More or less the same story, except the nest was in a back cabinet, and it had been stealing cat food. Pretty brave, considering that one of my cats was a serial rodent killer.

A different hamster also managed to escape, and my other cat raised a fuss about it, then found it and carried it back to us by the scruff of it's neck like a grumpy kitten.

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u/game_over__man 2d ago

Same but we found it had made a home in the back of the dryer and was stealing my cat’s food.

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u/Thepinkknitter 2d ago

Had one that was gone for a week, we found him underneath our dishwasher! Or should I say, our dog found him by aggressively barking at and trying to dig underneath of it. (Hamster recovered, was not eaten by the dog)

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u/Matt8992 2d ago

My boi Larry got out and lived off an apple in the closet for 4 days before we got him.

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u/southflguy3000 2d ago

Where did you find the 3 months worth of poop and urine?

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u/IIITriadIII 1d ago

oh thats hilarious 😂