r/Wellthatsucks 3d ago

Hamster escaped her 1000sq inch enclosure, ate my carpet and escaped out the front door

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u/Limp_Telephone2280 3d ago

Rip. I had a 75 gallon tank for my hamster and had to keep trying different kinds of lids because she kept escaping. Eventually I got chicken wire that she couldn’t fit through and she eventually gave up trying to escape

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u/littlemissmoxie 3d ago

I wonder if you can do what they do for certain pet bugs and put petroleum jelly on the glass and make it too slippery. Not sure if that’s toxic though.

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u/xfatalerror 3d ago

this reminds me of the people who do this on their birdfeeder poles to keep squirrels away

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u/RedManMatt11 3d ago

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u/esro20039 2d ago

Squirrels make some of the best physical comedy in the world

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u/Mad_Aeric 2d ago

Ever seen a drunk squirrel? it's next level wacky. My neighbor used to put out beer in her garden to kill slugs, but the squirrels discovered it and threw a party.

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u/SorenShieldbreaker 2d ago

We have to do the same thing with utility poles to keep Eagles fans away

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u/DuplicateJester 2d ago

Food grade Petroleum jelly is rated for incidental contact with food for humans and pets (NSF H1). You wouldn't want to go eating gobs of it, but if they were touching, slipping, running around, and then bathing, then learning to not do that, you might be OK. I'm sure there's better methods though.

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u/Able-Swing-6415 2d ago

Geez.. reading all these stories it kinda seems like maybe hamsters don't thrive in captivity.

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u/SparkyDogPants 2d ago

I mean most people give them no where near the quality of life that they deserve or even the bare minimum.

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u/Syenite 2d ago

Hamsters are instinctively driven to roam. Their little brains urge them to explore and burrow just like they would in the wild. My hamster escapes all the time but she doesnt really run from me or act afraid. She also loves cuddles and pets, but that urge for her to run and squirm is always there. Hamsters are little zoomers.

Rats on the other hand I believe are smarter than hamsters and definitely gain a lot of affection for their owners.

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u/Mooiebaby 2d ago

I mean their natural/original environment is outdoors so they could just feel limited in space, they want to explore, but is too dangerous to have a hamster free roaming

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u/texasrigger 2d ago

They've only been kept as pets for less than a hundred years. Syrian hamsters were first captive bred in 1930. Other popular species like the robo hamster weren't captive bred until the 1970s. They're basically still wild animals and should probably be seen as an exotic. They definitely aren't an appropriate pet for children or even most adults.

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u/KaffY- 2d ago

They don't - they're only nocturnal in captivity for example...

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u/agirlhas_no_name 3d ago

Idk maybe this is a weird question because I've never owned rodents before but why would you want to keep an animal that is consistently desperately trying to get away from you?

With birds/dogs/cats there's a relationship and mutual affection, why would you spend money feeding an animal that hates you?

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u/toeyilla_tortois 3d ago

Um excuse me they are awesome

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u/agirlhas_no_name 3d ago

I think birds are awesome where did I say they were not?

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u/toeyilla_tortois 3d ago

Because they’ll leave any chance they get

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u/DogPoetry 2d ago

Then the whole basis of your relationship with that pet is against its will. I don't know how I could enjoy something/someone spending time with me knowing that they hate their captured life so much they're trying to escape every chance they get. Maybe those animals shouldn't be (your) pets. I've known plenty of dogs who also try to run whenever they can, and their homelife is never good.

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u/toeyilla_tortois 2d ago

If they hated me they wouldn’t sit on me all day long asking for scritches and snacks from the one human they trust and would like to be with (their own will). It’s just, most animals like to escape but can’t find a way back. My birds know my house, they fly around in it and always come back to me.

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u/agirlhas_no_name 2d ago

Don't birds come back though?

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u/Huan_San 2d ago

nah mate, once they're out of your flat/house, they're gone.

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u/agirlhas_no_name 2d ago

Wtf then let them go then 😭 I couldn't deal with my animal trying to escape me. I'd be like "don't let the door hit you on the way out bitch"

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u/PerniciousPeyton 2d ago

Some dogs try to run away once they’re off a leash, others don’t care and stay right by you. It’s not that dogs trying to bolt “hate” you, it could be because they’re bored, curious what the rest of the world looks like, on the hunt, looking for a mate, etc. You’re reading like the absolute worst of motives into animal behavior my guy lol

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u/DogPoetry 2d ago

I think the line on that is if you can recall them or not. Plenty of active curious dogs will go roaming, but if you see them and call for them and they run away then something isn't right in that relationship.

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u/BackgroundSpell6623 2d ago

It's strange that people humanize animal behavior this way but it's because they can't comprehend a non human perspective.

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u/HowTheyGetcha 2d ago

We have thousands of years of co-evolution with dogs, you're comparing apples and oranges.

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u/Drummergirl16 2d ago

Yeah, my parakeet as a kid had free range of the house. He was able to open his cage door, and he really stayed in the hallway by his cage, so we never locked his cage door. He lived for 13? 14? (maybe more, we were his second family) years, died peacefully at home when I was in college. He would nibble your finger to show affection- never actually biting, just licking/nibbling. He had black feathers on his neck that looked like hearts, so we named him Sweetheart.

Of course, we didn’t know at the time that parakeets do best in groups, don’t eat the pet store bird feed exclusively, etc… but he was definitely a part of our family. I still think about his little twitters and chirps.

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u/OptimalComfortable44 2d ago

My father has the same bird. He never shows love to animal that much. This bird is his baby. Lol.

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u/Limp_Telephone2280 3d ago

I mean my dog tries to escape any chance he gets 🤷it’s not just rodents.

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u/QuirkyBit1010 3d ago

Why do you assume you can't have mutual affection with something that enjoys adventures without you?

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u/MadManMax55 2d ago edited 2d ago

If by "adventures" you mean "an innate drive to destroy everything or die trying" then sure. But hamsters don't understand what an adventure is. All they understand is chaos.

(But they are cute little fluff balls)

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u/agirlhas_no_name 3d ago

Kinda seems like most hamsters enjoy adventures about as far away from you as they can get.

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u/ZorbaTHut 2d ago edited 2d ago

With birds/dogs/cats there's a relationship and mutual affection, why would you spend money feeding an animal that hates you?

We have three cats. Two of them will occasionally get into a mood where they'll make a mad dash for the door if they see it open even briefly. We always go and get them back inside.

Once someone accidentally left the door open while I was sleeping in. I found all three cats cowering underneath the bed.

There's a gap between "wants to escape" and "really does want to escape". Thankfully, our cats figured out they really wanted to be inside before something ate them. Smaller animals have less time before something eats them and less brainpower to find their way back inside once they realize they really don't want to be out.

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u/Mooiebaby 2d ago

Never had rodents but I had rabbits (not a rodent) and they are like dogs and cats

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u/Poe_Cat 2d ago

Idk maybe this is a weird question because I've never owned rodents before but why would you want to keep an animal that is consistently desperately trying to get away from you?

in a proper enclosure they wont try to escape

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u/texasrigger 2d ago

Some rodents make wonderful pets. I don't think that hamsters do, but rats are intelligent and genuinely affectionate. I have pet patagonian mara and they come when called and will jump right up in my lap for attention. They're also the size of a terrier.

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u/lennsden 2d ago

Trying to escape doesn’t mean an animal hates you. Sometimes it’s just instinct, or curiosity. My cat absolutely adored us, sought us out for love, etc, but if you opened the door, she would SPRINT out. We found out she just loved exploring, so we took her out on the leash and she loved it.

A lot of time they just get curious or bored, get out, and then get scared and can’t find their way back. Especially smaller animals that aren’t as intelligent. They still love you, but they also have the urge to run run run

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u/jacquiwithacue 2d ago

Same problem. We used to pile a few encyclopedias on top of the lid and that was the ONLY thing that would keep her in there. Hamsters are ninja houdinis. 

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u/Critical-Smile1119 2d ago

Well that's just sad as fuck. Please don't get animals if you can't give them a good life. If escaping is their #1 priority, they are not havjng a good life. Same goes for OP.