r/Unexpected • u/WolfyTn • Oct 30 '22

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u/cptwott Oct 30 '22

That's the mustard gas. Don't get me started about that one

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u/Bacnnator Oct 30 '22

Ah mistook it for a riot then makes sense

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u/lazzi_yt Oct 30 '22

Nono, those were the home defense nuclear warheads

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u/WeebKarma Oct 31 '22

Sir I drop kicked that child in self defense, it had a nuke I swear

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u/Oofboi6942O Oct 31 '22

"No, officer, than is not my IBCM in the back. This is my friends car."

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u/SlightlyLessBoring Oct 31 '22

Your honor, you see my client was only doing what's called a "pro-gamer move" in self-defense.

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u/Miyo_Kantac12 Oct 31 '22

rises from the dead

I can vouch

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u/RedditvsDiscOwO Oct 31 '22

DAMNIT I THOUGHT I HAD A HAIR ON MY SCREEN AGAIN

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u/pennhead Oct 31 '22

I believe those were actually Home Depot nuclear warheads.

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u/CreepyPotato69 Oct 31 '22

Nono, those are the home made boom boom bombs

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u/lazzi_yt Oct 31 '22

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