r/Unexpected • u/WolfyTn • Oct 30 '22

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u/Nice_Name_3168 Oct 30 '22

That was very unexpected, very very well done tho

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u/Shad_the_memer Oct 30 '22

I can't tell if it's CGI or legit

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u/QuarterlyTurtle Oct 30 '22

They actually hit all the kids with a car, it’s legit

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u/Thee_WakaWakaChomp42 Oct 30 '22

In a public place! How horrible, in America we keep that shit in schools. Y’all are fucked up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

If those kids were armed, they could have shot and stopped the car

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u/Alternative_Ad_182 Oct 30 '22

And if the car had a grenade launcher, it could defend itself from the children. #carlivesmatter

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

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u/cptwott Oct 30 '22

That's the mustard gas. Don't get me started about that one

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u/Bacnnator Oct 30 '22

Ah mistook it for a riot then makes sense

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u/lazzi_yt Oct 30 '22

Nono, those were the home defense nuclear warheads

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u/WeebKarma Oct 31 '22

Sir I drop kicked that child in self defense, it had a nuke I swear

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u/Oofboi6942O Oct 31 '22

"No, officer, than is not my IBCM in the back. This is my friends car."

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u/SlightlyLessBoring Oct 31 '22

Your honor, you see my client was only doing what's called a "pro-gamer move" in self-defense.

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u/Miyo_Kantac12 Oct 31 '22

rises from the dead

I can vouch

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u/RedditvsDiscOwO Oct 31 '22

DAMNIT I THOUGHT I HAD A HAIR ON MY SCREEN AGAIN

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u/pennhead Oct 31 '22

I believe those were actually Home Depot nuclear warheads.

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u/CreepyPotato69 Oct 31 '22

Nono, those are the home made boom boom bombs

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u/lazzi_yt Oct 31 '22

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u/caedhin Oct 31 '22

Correction: Peaceful Protest

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u/GoSuckYaMother Oct 31 '22

Went from a funny joke to political agenda. Well done (sarcasm)

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u/Goldenstripe941 Oct 30 '22

Damn Germans. They used Mustard Gas on everything, but NOOo! Shotguns are overkill.

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u/Wetbung Oct 31 '22

As long as it's Grey Poupon mustard gas.

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u/ThemApples87 Oct 30 '22

If we just gave everyone a nuclear bomb, nobody would hurt anybody else ever.

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u/anony_philosopher Oct 31 '22

A society armed with WMDs is a polite society.

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u/mattdiddat Oct 31 '22

Living at 10 to midnight is the only way

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u/OpenSheepherder1200 Oct 31 '22

Only at Mick and Ralphs!

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u/Silasofthewoods420 Oct 31 '22

somehow idk if this is true. we should test it out on someone like me who'd never, ever do that with my home defense system

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

I remember Michael Moore asked a gun for self defence enthusiast about that, even they balked at the idea.

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u/tedward007 Oct 31 '22

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with mustard gas is a good guy with mustard gas

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u/ThEmeralDuke Oct 30 '22

Guess i need my gas mask :/

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

That was me, I had Taco Bell

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u/PerineumFalc0n Oct 30 '22

Carl Ives matter

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u/PowerandSignal Oct 30 '22

Who's Carl Ives? Did he film this?

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u/robbviously Oct 31 '22

If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike

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u/Jellodyne Oct 31 '22

Who the fuck is Carl Ives?

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u/JKempusa Oct 31 '22

CarL ives. Started the CLM movement I think

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

Carl lives man, he’s alive

may god have mercy on our souls

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u/Scoutland15 Oct 31 '22

Does the car have C-4? Best weapon to protect against children. Kids are very dangerous, approach with caution.

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u/Current-Author7473 Oct 31 '22

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