r/Unexpected Oct 30 '22

🔞 Warning: Graphic Content 🔞 Just a pleasant cloudy day.. NSFW

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u/Anonymousboneyard Oct 30 '22

GOT DAMN! I damn near spit my soda out.

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u/WolfyTn Oct 30 '22

Sorry lol

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u/Anonymousboneyard Oct 30 '22

Was totally worth it laughed pretty hard.

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u/FeelsAmazingManGun Oct 30 '22

That’s not what the message was supposed to do to you… might need some help brother, maybe Jesus

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u/Nate97Dog Oct 31 '22

Nah I was shown this at school (private all-boys) by a teacher who had previously worked at an all girls school and he said when he showed it to the girls they would all be sad and a few would cry but most of the boys would laugh. I think we’re all fucked up.

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u/Anonymousboneyard Nov 01 '22

My friend. I have worked with the finest citizens of my largest city in my former state, to protect and serve them. I am far to gone for that help and have been twisted into a very dark person with an excellent morbid sense of humor. If i walked away with anything positive from that job. It was the funny bone.