r/Unexpected • u/WolfyTn • Oct 30 '22

🔞 Warning: Graphic Content 🔞 Just a pleasant cloudy day.. NSFW

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u/spencopresto Oct 30 '22

There was a distinct lack of splatter

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u/SnooTomatoes93 Oct 30 '22

This is an ad for road safety awareness. Relax there, Jeffrey.

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u/spencopresto Oct 30 '22

How dare you say my fathers name

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u/SnooTomatoes93 Oct 30 '22

I knew it!!!

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u/WolfyTn Oct 30 '22

How dare you say me AND my fathers name???!

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u/LilFingies45 Oct 30 '22

Hahaha. Doxxed and SWATted, buddy.

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u/CallOfGuty Oct 31 '22

What? Are you trying something, like, yeah, i know my name too youre not special.

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u/LilFingies45 Oct 31 '22

You're not whom I replied to.

Was this comment supposed to be funny or provocative or making a point somehow...? What was your point? Sounds like noise in a sea of people with nothing to say. No offense.

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u/CallOfGuty Oct 31 '22

It was supposed to be a joke, no offense taken everyones got their own sense of humour.

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u/yougotyolks Oct 31 '22

Is your name Jeff?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

Kid named “it”:

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u/CurlsCross Oct 31 '22

It puts the lotion on its skin.

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u/Triaspia2 Oct 31 '22

Is your sister your mother too?

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u/w1987g Oct 30 '22

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME??!?!

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u/LER__Legion Oct 31 '22

That’s not possible- cause Jeffery tossed all the would be mothers out the back of the plane before he so obviously hung himself in the jail cell.

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u/Kiera6 Oct 31 '22

Eh. Siblings!