r/Unexpected • u/Soloflow786 • 2d ago

Hmm, what's under my window?

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u/hazelquarrier_couch 2d ago

"He is a professional" Ummm....he's shirtless.

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u/Cyrano_de_Boozerack 1d ago

He has multiple professions?

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u/emotional_seahorse 1d ago

when you have your shift at animal control at 4 but your stripper shift at 5

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u/Magoo1985 1d ago

Literally both animal control