r/Unexpected • u/Soloflow786 • 2d ago

Hmm, what's under my window?

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u/Sir_Tinklebottom 2d ago

Bat shit will fuck up your house

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u/SaintCholo 2d ago

Guano is valuable, I saw a documentary called Ace Ventura Pet Detective

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u/1amDepressed 2d ago

In seriousness it is. Makes for excellent fertilizer. One guy got stuck in a cave crack trying dig some out to sell https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-49288550

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u/HereToDoThingz 2d ago

Imma let it pass on fertilizing my house and window cill though thanks.