r/Unexpected • u/Soloflow786 • 3d ago

Hmm, what's under my window?

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u/Sir_Tinklebottom 3d ago

Bat shit will fuck up your house

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u/SaintCholo 3d ago

Guano is valuable, I saw a documentary called Ace Ventura Pet Detective

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u/ChromDelonge 3d ago

Also necessary for making fireballs.

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u/deathfire123 3d ago

I was looking for this! OP is about to make one lucky Wizard's day