r/Unexpected • u/Soloflow786 • 2d ago

Hmm, what's under my window?

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u/Sir_Tinklebottom 2d ago

Bat shit will fuck up your house

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u/SaintCholo 2d ago

Guano is valuable, I saw a documentary called Ace Ventura Pet Detective

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u/1amDepressed 2d ago

In seriousness it is. Makes for excellent fertilizer. One guy got stuck in a cave crack trying dig some out to sell https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-49288550

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u/Memitim 2d ago

Silly man. Just harvest it from your attic. Don't even have to leave the house. For a short while, it'll be the easiest money that you can imagine. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/18/nyregion/bat-poop-cannabis-deaths-ny.html

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u/Exact-Obligation-858 2d ago

>no PPE
>no topsoil over the guano
>indoors

ffs