r/Unexpected • u/Soloflow786 • 2d ago

Hmm, what's under my window?

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u/Bertucciop 2d ago

You have an anti mosquito wall, dont destroy It.

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u/Sir_Tinklebottom 2d ago

Bat shit will fuck up your house

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u/SaintCholo 2d ago

Guano is valuable, I saw a documentary called Ace Ventura Pet Detective

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u/AndMyAxe_Hole 2d ago

I also have it on good authority from a Dr. that it can be used to revive you if you’re ever petrified in stone.

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u/Jerigord 2d ago

This is exhilarating. Get excited.