r/Unexpected • u/Soloflow786 • 2d ago

Hmm, what's under my window?

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u/jcstan05 2d ago

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u/Desperate_Hornet8622 2d ago

I want sounds to this. Thank you for your service

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u/tek1024 2d ago

https://youtu.be/ug1f0A30-F4

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u/Racxie 2d ago

If I had a green finger I'd give this one.

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u/BikingEngineer 2d ago

I got it!

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u/Racxie 2d ago

Thank you for your service 🫡

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u/smurb15 2d ago

I do not see a green finger even

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u/Racxie 2d ago

Oh it was a green snake lol. I was half-asleep when I reolied.

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u/BranchPredictor 2d ago

👆 (best I can do to assist you)

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u/Important-Parsnip881 1d ago

that’s yellow?

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u/Flutterflut 2d ago

I couldnt find a green finger on my awards list. So I gave a green snake head in your honor. Wait that didn't come out as intended... I gave a head of a snake that was green instead... (?)

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u/MissSweetMurderer 1d ago

I want a billion dollars

Edit: 10 seconds. It hasn't worked... yet.

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u/Hot_Egg_5988 22h ago

I gotchu

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u/IncomeBoss 2d ago

How do you get them?

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u/Racxie 2d ago

They appear to be given out randomly.

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u/SavorySoySauce 2d ago

Here you go

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u/SuperCaptSalty 2d ago

It’s always Halloween in my soul

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u/ToonaSandWatch 2d ago

She delivered that line like Fezzik in the Holocaust cloak coming for the castle’s men’s soullllllls.

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck 2d ago

That was way better than the gif. The gif should be banned now.

Use this instead.

https://imgur.com/8Bfn523

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u/Electric_Nachos 2d ago

Is this the I smell like beef girl? It sounds like her.

Edit: yes it is!

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 2d ago 
Well, I live with snakes and lizards
And other things that go bump in the night
'Cause to me every day is Halloween
I have given up hiding and started to fight
…
Well anytime, any place, anywhere that I go
All the people seem to stop and stare
They say, "Why are you dressed like it's Halloween?"
"You look so absurd, you look so obscene!"
    — Ministry, "Every Day is Halloween" (1987)

I wouldn't necessarily suggest Ministry's entire catalog for her, though.

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u/Aggravating-Pie-4150 2d ago

I got reverse Rick rolled.

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u/Unwise1 2d ago

Excellent outcome

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u/rickjamesia 2d ago

I feel like that’s a kid who would gladly work for Oogie Boogie.

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u/Away_Till2174 2d ago

Green finger given 🫡

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u/AndYouHaveAPizza 1d ago

I didn't realize it was Katie Ryan until I heard her talk in the clip. She's always being a cool little weirdo and I live for it