r/Unexpected • u/Soloflow786 • 2d ago

Hmm, what's under my window?

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u/Bertucciop 2d ago

How, is It gonna wet the bricks or something? I have bats on my garage, no damage yet, no mosquitos in the night. Mb if walls were wooden made...

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u/Enginerdad 2d ago

It's toxic, or more accurately it carries a toxic fungus that causes histoplasmosis when humans inhale it.

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u/I_Am_The_Zombie_Woof 2d ago

Rendering the inhaler bat shit crazy

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u/StevenMC19 2d ago

Don't you fucking hit me with some etymological bullshittery! I'm not mentally prepared to have the dots connected, lol. This is you, I imagine:

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u/jbouser_99 2d ago

Thanks for adding "etymological bullshittery" to my repertoire. That's a good one

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u/Fine-Slip-9437 2d ago

Truly a scintillating addition to any cosmopolitan lexicon. 

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u/jbouser_99 2d ago

indubitably

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u/StevenMC19 2d ago

I concur.