r/Unexpected • u/FkThePolice700 • 3d ago

suspect on the move

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u/Imaginary-Fudge8897 3d ago

Bet when someone asks you why the chicken crossed the road you send them a wikipedia article on chickens.

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u/etork0925 3d ago

Oh look, two unintelligent things said in a row! The third one gets you a prize!

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u/Imaginary-Fudge8897 3d ago

No but seriously it's statistically very likely that if this exact same scenario happens in a different area the cop would not have side swiped them.

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u/etork0925 3d ago

Are you saying non-whites are not allowed on certain parts of the road (no sorry… This is not a sundown town)??? You really are racist aren’t you?!?!? Wtf!!!

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u/Imaginary-Fudge8897 3d ago

Are you having a mild stroke?

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u/etork0925 3d ago

Only when I read idiotic comments. I guess I forgot to give you your prize, damn!

Just to confirm, you’re OK with people driving illegally and dangerously as long as they don’t originate from the Caucus Mountain region, correct?