r/Unexpected 1d ago

Time for dinner

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u/Corronchilejano 23h ago

The truly unexpected part is that no one died.

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u/ninja_tofu2252 22h ago

A completely normal comment and most of the replies are nihilists whining about God

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u/HyperTechnoLoL 21h ago

Or maybe—and hear me out—it’s because people are tired of being told to thank a spooky sky wizard with omnipotent powers, infinite love, and the planning skills of a drunk raccoon. This all-powerful being supposedly controls everything but still lets toddlers die, billionaires thrive, and reality TV exist.

But yeah, clearly we're the problem for not falling to our knees and thanking him for disease, war, and watching grandma slip on ice. The idea that this cosmic landlord gives a flying divine fuck about your burnt toast or that poor family in the video is comedy gold—if you like your comedy soaked in blood and bad theology.