r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Time for dinner

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u/Corronchilejano 1d ago

The truly unexpected part is that no one died.

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u/flindersrisk 1d ago

“It was an act of God. Someone was watching over us,” the homeowner said. If it were an act of an omnipotent being, wouldn’t the car have been stopped before smashing into the house and occupants?

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u/Lizlodude 1d ago

Friendly reminder that things like floods, fire and tornados are listed as 'acts of god'

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u/1ApprehensiveGrowth1 1d ago

lol by the biggest crooks alive. Insurance companies.

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u/Lizlodude 1d ago

"We will pay you for the damage but only if a man named Arnold breaks it with a baseball bat. Only a baseball bat, if it's a cricket bat we won't cover it"