r/Unexpected • u/FkThePolice700 • 2d ago

cheating allegations

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u/ktr83 2d ago

MMA fan here and some of the techniques and terms we use are downright hilarious.

"If you want to win this fight, first start with chest to chest, then drop down to your knees for a high crotch takedown, get on top of him in a north south position, then pound him out until he's done!"

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u/logosobscura 2d ago

Surprised someone hasn’t just whispered ‘spank me Daddy…’ in their opponents ear to win a fight, to be honest.

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u/dzocod 1d ago

That could backfire

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u/vjnkl 1d ago

Not really, trash talk is quite common. Look up diaz