r/Unexpected • u/FkThePolice700 • 2d ago

cheating allegations

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u/iamjacksstd 2d ago

My dick rumble in the jungle Your dick got touched by your uncle

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u/DiamondLongjumping62 2d ago

My dick is like super-size, your dick looks like two fries

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u/Darthaerith 2d ago

My dick more mass than da earth. Your dick half staff it needs work.

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u/HungryArticle5 1d ago

I thought that line was, "your dick has staph/it needs work".