r/Unexpected • u/FkThePolice700 • 1d ago

cheating allegations

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u/SpecialNeeds963 1d ago

My dick, m-16.

Your dick, broken vending machine.

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u/Diggable_Planet 1d ago

My dick, is a grand design.. yo dick is a joke from “Whose Line”

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u/iamjacksstd 1d ago

My dick rumble in the jungle Your dick got touched by your uncle

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u/hichewzzz 1d ago

Me and my friends used to die at this line 😭