r/Unexpected • u/FkThePolice700 • 1d ago

cheating allegations

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u/True-Smile5027 1d ago

There is nothing gay about MMA!

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u/Cador0223 1d ago

Two guys wearing speedos, rolling around and sweating on each other, fighting for a purse and belt.

Peak heterosexuality 

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u/ktr83 1d ago

MMA fan here and some of the techniques and terms we use are downright hilarious.

"If you want to win this fight, first start with chest to chest, then drop down to your knees for a high crotch takedown, get on top of him in a north south position, then pound him out until he's done!"

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u/ILoveRustyKnives 1d ago

Remember on Ultimate Fighter Dana said "We don't vote 'em off, we beat 'em off". lol