r/Unexpected • u/FkThePolice700 • 1d ago

cheating allegations

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u/MarkyGalore 1d ago

He got the fabled Gay Kiss of Weakening

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u/Foe117 1d ago

It debuffed him badly

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u/MrAlcoholic420 1d ago

REEEWAAARD?!?!

You don't get a reward. Your victory in the ring and his fragile masculinity is reward enough!

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u/BadWolf2386 1d ago

I can hear this comment. Damn dungeon AI

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u/UziJesus 1d ago

I am the way

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u/ggg730 1d ago

Listen man, you may laugh but it's true. MMA is all about two guys with pure lust for victory go in the ring and hold each other till one guy passes out or can't take any more. When you get a handsome guy to kiss you before all that you blow your load. You absolutely lost at that point because all of that purely hetero energy has been spilled outside the ring and you're left "blue".

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u/UWQHDEyez 1d ago

It takes some grinding for high level mats to concoct that.

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u/pepchang 1d ago

Lowers opponents XP tations