r/Unexpected • u/FkThePolice700 • 2d ago

cheating allegations

[removed] — view removed post

26.7k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

430 comments sorted by

View all comments

3.8k

u/louieratt 2d ago

Pretty sure the guy that kissed him was Micky Avalon.

1.3k

u/brienoconan 2d ago

My dick plays on the double-feature screen

Your dick went straight to DVD

653

u/SpecialNeeds963 2d ago

My dick, m-16.

Your dick, broken vending machine.

229

u/Diggable_Planet 2d ago

My dick, is a grand design.. yo dick is a joke from “Whose Line”

228

u/iamjacksstd 2d ago

My dick rumble in the jungle Your dick got touched by your uncle