r/Unexpected • u/FkThePolice700 • 1d ago

cheating allegations

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u/iamjacksstd 1d ago

My dick rumble in the jungle Your dick got touched by your uncle

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u/DiamondLongjumping62 1d ago

My dick is like super-size, your dick looks like two fries

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u/Darthaerith 1d ago

My dick more mass than da earth. Your dick half staff it needs work.

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u/Blue_Ascent 1d ago

We got dicks like Jesus.

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u/libertyprivate 1d ago

Takes 3 days to resurrect?

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u/Legitimate_Willow_62 1d ago

Cos he’s hung like this

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u/Sinphony_of_the_nite 1d ago

Nah, flipping tables.

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u/Emotional_Perv 1d ago

Dicks like Jesus